𝐯𝐢𝐢𝐢. batman versus superman

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Midnight Rain
- batman versus superman

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blake
do you think everyone is capable of doing good?

damian
we aren't doing philosophy before i've had my tea

blake
tea...👽👽👽

damian
what?

blake
ARE YOU BRITISH
NOOOOOOO
YOU DIDN'T SOUND BRITISH AT THE MALL
then again u didn't apologize so how would i know 😖😖

damian
perish i'm not british

blake
thank goodness
i was scared your britishness would taint cindy

damian
you can't taint a phone
though i suppose if anyone could it'd be the british

blake
agreed

blake
im bored

damian
okay

blake
are you bored?

damian
no

blake
ffs yes you are
since your not from metropolis where are you from?

damian
gotham

blake
L+BOZO+RATIO
THAT IS SUCH AN L

damian
????

blake
gotham is the crime captial of the world dude
even ur superhero is emo

damian
excuse me?

blake
batman and robin
like cmon they are such edgelords
we got superman 😻

damian
superman is a dimwitted alien

blake
yeah that can FLY

damian
batman and robin can fly

blake
no the batwing can fly
not them

damian
same difference

blake
definitely not.

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