Kakashi: We’re going to a candy store?!
Iruka: No! It’s nighttime, candy stores are closed.
Naruto: We’re gonna ROB a candy store?!?!
Iruka, sighing: No-
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Iruka, to Naruto: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!
Naruto: *proceeds to kick him in the shin and run away*
Kakashi, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Naruto cute or small.
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Iruka: I will send my army to attack!
Iruka: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*
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Kakashi: I hate you sometimes.
Iruka: Well according to this picture Naruto drew of us holding hands that's not true.
Kakashi: Iruka, you drew that.
Iruka: It doesn't matter.
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Iruka: And here we see Kakashi and Naruto in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.
Kakashi: Gaelic bread.
Naruto: Grueling brad.
Kakashi: Ha ha, glamorous beans.
