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Hyunjin: yall i got kidnapped🥰🥰🤗💖

Felix: wtf thats not a good thing

Jisung: ooh rate the kidnapper 1/10

Hyunjin: def 11/10

Hyunjin: i would be twirling my hair and kicking my feet if they werent chained together !!

Seungmin: kids delusional as shit

Jeongin: .. then how r u typing

Hyunjin: i still have 2 hands duh

Felix: its best we dont ask questions

Bangchan: GUYS SOMEONE CALLED ME AND SAID THEY HAVE ONE OF OUR AUSTRALIAN MEMBERS AND THEY KEEP SAYING "goodaye mate" WHERES FELIX

Felix: present!

Jeongin: unlike hyunjin

Bangchan: WAIT WHERES HYUNJIN

Hyunjin: pulling bitches😜🤩😘

Seungmin: more like they pulled u into the back of their car trunk

Bangchan: oh shit they have hyunjin

Hyunjin: guys its okay hes hot

Changbin: jinnie.. ur cheating on me..!!??🥺

Hyunjin: we were never together??

Changbin: acting all different now that your side chick is here

Changbin has left

Hyunjin: guys gtg hes interrogating me rn i think its too see if im his type or not

Bangchan: HYUNJIN THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

Jisung: i ship!

Felix: r u all mental or some shit

Hyunjin: dangg hes playing hard to get he said he'll burn down the dorms if i dont give him the money

Felix: HYUNJIN WHAT MONEY WHAT THE FUCK

Hyunjin: yall hes dead serious theres a bag of gasoline and matches next to us 💀💀

Jisung: kinda romantic

Bangchan: JISUNG YOUR NOT HELPING IM CALLING THE POLICE

Minho: can someone tell this delusional piece of shit that he owes me $20, he tried to kiss me 3 times and i think its cause he couldnt see my face from the mask

Minho: i had to knock him out and im taking him home rn

Bangchan: WHYD U TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY SOME GUYS LITERALLY CALLED ME ABT IT

Felix: ...

Felix has left

Seungmin: BWAHHAAHDJKSJIOAIU2YYQWUBWJSKAJ9EJWOIQP[P;S.;LAMDJSHABAJHAHAHHA

Jeongin: why would u even kidnap him..

Minho: cs he slapped me last time i asked so i thought this would scare him into giving me the money but turns out hes just really fucking dumb

Hyunjin: ew wtf that wasnt me..

Jisung: hyunjin ill fight u get tf away from my man

Hyunjin: I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS THAT STUPID ASS PETER THE RABBIT KID I DONT WANT UR MAN HES UGLY

Jeongin: stupidest shit ive ever seen in my life bru

Seungmin: ong like whatd u even owe him $20 for

Hyunjin: i dropped my credit card down the sewer drain so he had to pay for me at a restaurant

Seungmin has left

Jeongin:  yall need help

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A/N: double update yall getting spoiled fr, i got inspo for this chapter from a skz twitter meme i saw on tt + the viral "if a genz got kidnapped" trend

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