Pip's pov
We walk in the cafeteria and sit down to our usual table.
Marjorine-I'll go get my lunch
Tweek-i have mine in my bag I'm good.
Bebe-what lunch? Cigarettes don't count.
Tweek-shut up
Tweek pulls one cigarette out and lights it up.
Bebe-damn it tweek! What if the lunch lady sees us? I'm already grounded for sneaking out last week!
Pip-the lunch lady doesn't give two shits bro, unless we make a big mess and don't clean up after.
I pulled my pack from my bag and also lit it up.
Bebe-lung cancer joined the group
Tweek- couldn't care less babe
Pip-literally
Bebe-whatever, y'all coming over tonight?
Tweek-yeah I want you to paint my nails again.
Pip-i want you to do my hair
Bebe-omg yeahh i love being preppy.
We all talked for a while until marj finally came back with her lunch.
Marjorine-uh....pip?
Pip-yea?
Marjorine-he's here
Marj pointed towards a tall guy dressed in black with a upside down cross and jet black hair.
Tweek-is he emo?
Bebe-maybe he hangs out with the goth kids
Pip-idc who he is I'll make him turn marj back to normal
I sit up, put one hand in my pocket and with the other i hold my cigarette.
I start walking faster and now we are both in the halls with me following him. I'm kinda scared to call on him but i do it anyway.
Pip-hey you!
He stops and slowly turns around to face me.
?-what do you want mortal
I catch up to him.
Pip-first of all, tell me your name
?-why should i tell you
Pip-bc you're the one who turned my friend into a dragon or some shit like that.
I took a drag from my cigarette and waited for him to give me an answer.
?-you're friends with that blonde kid?
Pip-yea that's right.
He took a look at my cigarette and then looked me in the eyes.
?-give me one
Pip-what?
?-are you deaf? I said give me one.
Pip-god damn it
I take out my pack and hand it to him. He puts it between his lips and i was about to give him a lighter but then he did something unbelievable. He lit his cigarette up with his finger.
Pip-what the actual fuck?
?-follow me.
We start walking in silence. He reminds me of someone. When i was in third grade a new kid came to our school and we started hanging out. He had fire powers of some kind and he claimed to be the antichrist. I thought I finally had a true friend but at the end of the day he turned me into a fire cracker just to impress fatass and his friends. I can't seem to remember his name tho.
I was lost in my thoughts and i suddenly bump into the guy.
?-watch it damn it! Or else you'll end up just like your friend!
Pip-damn sorry.
I look around to see that we were now in an empty classroom.
?-so what do you want
Pip-I want you to turn my friend back to normal
?-why should i ? What do i gain?
Pip-idk what do you want in return?
?-hm...how about you do my hw for a month
Pip-I don't even do my own hw, something else?
?-you'll do anything for your friend, right?
Pip-yeah
?-ok... Well, next week I'm going to a ball and if i don't find a date soon my father is going to make me go with some stupid spoiled bitch.
Pip-so you want me to...
?-i want you to be my "date" for the ball
Pip-.....what have i gotten myself into.....
?-if you don't want to do it I'll never turn your friend back to normal.
Pip-i guess I don't have another choice...fine
?-it's a deal then.
He took my hand and shook it. The lights went out for a moment and a pentagram was painted on the floor.
Pip-WAIT WHAT? ARE YOU THE ACTUAL DEVIL?
?-yea and we just made a deal
Pip-what the fuuuck...
?-anyways,here is my phone number. Call me if you have questions.
Pip-ok got it.
He stands up and he is ready to leave
Pip-wait!
?-hm?
Pip-your name.... What's your name
?-...damien.
With that he snapped his fingers and he vanished into thin air leaving some kind of black smoke behind him.
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Damien X Pip(South Park)
FanfictionIt's a new school year but someone mysterious caused trouble and now pip and his friends are determined to find him and turn his friend back to normal. But when he finally finds him, the mysterious guy wants a favour from pip.what could he possibly...
