lovebirds + whatever leo and james areFriend-in-law #1:
don't forget about leo's
birthday party tonite ‼️Freddie Krueger:
babe how could we?
you text us about it everydaymí hermosa:
bebe idk why you're being
so anal about my birthday lmao
mí hermosa:
it ain't even a party- more of a shindigFriend-in-law #1:
bc last year's was lackluster!Friend-in-law #2:
that's bc we didn't have other friendsmí hermosa:
no it's bc we decided to
do smth last minuteFriend-in-law #2:
ah yes bc gargoyle decided to ditch youmí hermosa:
King George:
Freddie Krueger:
we'll be at the party b- stop stressingFriend-in-law #1:
james hasn't answeredFreddie Krueger:
james wouldn't miss it for
the world and you
damn well know thatFriend-in-law #1:
true he stays being whippedmí hermosa:
i'm still here guys...Me:
I'll be there
Me:
Might just be lateFriend-in-law #2:
i'm shocked
Friend-in-law #2:
gobsmacked truly
Friend-in-law #2:
i'd thought he'd be there
early for some alone time with-King George:
did you just cut yourself offFriend-in-law #2:
yeah that was to signal leo slapping me
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how to be a pureblood 101 // j.s.p.
Fanfictionwhen draco malfoy's muggle one night stand gives birth to his daughter he decides to carry on the family tradition and name her after a star. in particular, the zodiac for the month she was born in. no one told draco that "leo" was a boy's name in n...