Ep 5: Lost in Language

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The Owl House

(In the living room luz is reading the good witch azura 5 to king)

Luz: "Azura" Hecate began. "Our paths have crossed only in battle. But today I stand before you seeking an ally."

King: Luz, you're getting all swoony again.

Luz: I can't help it. Azura is able to befriend everyone. Even her biggest rival. I wish I had that kind of power.

King: Rivals are meant to be annihilated, not befriended. Now keep reading. I've been sucked into your awful fandom.

Luz: Okay. Suddenly the door swung open.

(Hooty swings the door open)

Hooty: Ding-dong. Ding. Hoot! Hoot!

King: The book has come to life! Burn it!

(Y/n walks down the stairs and goes to the door and finds a basket)

Y/n: Hmm? A basket?

(Y/n walks into the kitchen)

Y/n: Hey Eda, you got a package. It looks like a gift basket.

Eda: Probably an offering. Ah! Being the most powerful witch in the boiling isles has its perks.

(King, a bib now tied on, grunts as he pulls a blanket off the top of the basket, revealing a snoring baby bat. King rubs his paws together)

King: Mm. Fresh meat.

Y/n: Yeah, no.

Luz: No, not eating that.

Eda: Witches eating babies is so 1693. What is this?

King: There's a note. Take care of my child till morning. Yi Yi.

Eda: Nope. Babies are awful. Not happening.

King: "You will be handsomely rewarded. X-O-X-O-X-O-X. Bat queen."

Eda and Y/n: Bat Queen?

(King pulls a few snails out of the basket. Eda's eyes widen)

Eda: Reward?

Luz: Who's the Bat Queen?

(King sniffs the snails)

Eda: She's the wealthiest demon on the Boiling Isles. Get in with her and you're set for life. So, we keep this thing alive for a few hours and we get paid. Pfft. Easy.

Luz: Our greatest adventure yet! Learning about love and life through a child's eyes.

Y/n: Do I really have to? I don't have a good track record with children...

Eda: Nope. You two. You have to return the books I checked out from the library.

(Eda summons a pile of books, which Y/n catches. Eda whispers to king)

Eda: I don't want them getting a cut of the loot.

King: Good thinking.

Y/n: I heard that!

Eda: Now, let's take a look at this little darling.

(She fully takes the blanket off and the baby bat screeches)

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