Requested by Cassiethegamer123
"What's that?" Rain asked, pointing at a large orange blob sitting in a corner of Azura's lab.
"Oh, nothing. Some organization wanted me to take care of it fof a bit. They call it SCP-999, whatever that means."
Rain walked over and poked the blob.
The SCP-999 sprang up, jumping into Rain's arms, cooing and nuzzling him.
For a few moments, all his troubles seemed to vanish as he cuddled SCP-999. The creature smelled vaguely of clean laundry.
Ser Patrick burst into the lab.
"Dragon Tamer! WHAT are you DOING?!" he yelled. "You should be TRAINING, not... cuddling that orange blob of... Play-Doh!"
SCP-999 oozed out of Rain's arms and slithered over to Ser Patrick, leaping up and enveloping Patrick's torso.
Rain stared as Patrick burst into a fit of giggles.
"STOP - THAT!" Patrick yelled, breathing heavily. "Damn tickle monster." Patrick left, a vague smile still plastered to his face.
"Aw, so cute!" Stella exclaimed, scooping SCP-999 up. SCP-999 gurgled joyfully.
Through the course of the day, several soldiers visited SCP-999, much it its delight.
However, it was missing the next day.
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"Guards!" Naeus yelled. "Please explain what THIS is and what it's doing here!"
He pointed aggressively at an orange blob sitting at the foot of his throne.
"We don't know, my lord." The guards bowed and quickly left.
Naeus sighed. He inspected his maps again, when the orange blob jumped onto his torso and started tickling him.
"Go fish," the guard said.
"Hey, what's that noise?"
Both guards pressed their ears to the heavy doors.
"Is Naeus laughing?"
They opened the doors, struck with the sight of Naeus giggling and rolling on the floor, the orange blob wrapped around his neck.
"GET IT OFF ME!" Naeus demanded, wheezing.
The guards glanced at each other and rushed to wrestle the blob off of their king.
"You didn't see anything," Naeus ordered.
"Yes sir," the two guards saluted and carried the orange blob to a portal, where it gurgled and left.
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"What the fuck?" Ceris asked. "How did this thing get into the afterlife?" She picked up the cooing orange blob as it nuzzled her.
"Hey, Vordus! Get over here!" Ceris yelled.
"Okay, okay," he grumped. "What's that?" Vordus poked the blob.
"No idea. Can we keep it?"
"No, Ceris. We're dead, and that blob clearly isn't."
Ceris shrugged. "Okay, then."
And she yeeted the blob back to the living world.
"Damn, I hope it survives."
Okay, i mean i guess i missed the netherbane but I'm not writing another two paragraphs about how the ORANGE BLOB GURGLED AND TICKLED PEOPLE.
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Rainimator Oneshots - What If?
Fanfictiondoesn't necessarily have to be what if, this is mostly my dump for rainimator stuff I take random ideas and make oneshots of them. Requests open. no smut 😠 Mostly spoof Cover by me lol
