the real slim shady- Eminem

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by Motleycruescocaine

by Motleycruescocaine

Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me

’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I’m like a head trip to listen to, ’cause I’m only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends, inside your livin’ room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all
And I don’t gotta be false or sugar-coat it all

I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (rip), I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums

It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m going, when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting
Pinchin’ nurses asses, while I’m jackin’ off with Jergens
And I’m jerkin’, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t workin’

In every single person there’s a Slim Shady lurkin’
Who could be workin’ at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling, screamin’ "I don’t give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up

So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Haha, guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let’s all stand up