Untold Mauruders

The Mauruders ~ drunk

In the middle of a random alley-

Remus: I wish i wasnt a fickin werewolf, its all the fuckin moons falt, Fuckin moon.
Remus walks into a lamppost. James and sirius starts laughing at him

Falling over his feetJames- i know. We should blow up the moon then u cant change and maby then you'll eat less chocolate.

sirius a little tipsy- Oh my fuckin god prongs thats a good idea also maby then he might also share his fuckin chocolate.

-Peter makes explosion noises-

Remus- wait how are we going to get to the moon, its soooo far away.

Sirius- we could take a bunch of birds and baloons a tie then to a string and then we can float away like a owl or a reindeer.

James-orrrr an ever better idea padfoot i learn to fly while a stag the we FLYYYY to the fokin moon like santa claus.

Peter- oooo thats a good one but how do we blow up the moon.

James siris and remus all at once- Magic wormtail. magic.

Peter-ohhhhh okayy smart.