Sage woke up to get ready for school.
"I'm gay," Sage said as they sat up in bed. They got dressed and went out to their morning bus.
Sage got to school and sat down with their friends, excluding 2 people, you know who they are. (Fuck the twins 🖕)
The whole day was really boring until English class....when Casper was there. He's so cool and really handsome. (Chad Casper real 💪)
Casper was chadily doing work when the sassy ass teacher said, "hey you little shits, go to the library."
Casper and Sage chadily walked down the hallway, crushing anyone in their way with their huge chad feet.
Anyway, the library burnt down because the books couldn't handle Casper's overwhelming rizz.
The whole school had to be evacuated, and Casper was taken to jail for arson. (Free my man 😔)
Sage went the rest of the day without their chad of a best friend.
The stupid ass school bell rung, and Sage went to the front to get on their bus.
A bus came out of nowhere and ran Sage over.
The End.
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The Ramblings of a Complete Moron
RandomThis is a collection of my ideas, thoughts, and emotions. No, I am not emo.
