𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓 || ꜱʟɪᴍᴇᴄɪᴄʟᴇ

O8

(GUYS HE STILL DOES CHUCKLE SANDWICH PLEASE ITS FOR THE FIC🫶)

MESSAGES

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Hey ted when are we doing our next episode?
I gotta plan my vegetable buying to coordinate
Sincerely Baby

Honey Honey🍯
what the fuck

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Oh
Sorry wrong person

Honey Honey🍯
uh
charlie
you understand how weird of a message that is to receive right

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
How come?

Honey Honey🍯
you messaged a ted
about an episode
with vegetables
and your name is charlie

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
What?
Oh

Honey Honey🍯
chuckle sandwich

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Chuckle Sandwich
Right
Thats actually really funny you thought that
I play dungeons and dragons with my friend
And our next "episode" theres like this forest that were making out of broccoli

Honey Honey🍯
and your friends name is ted

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Yeah

Honey Honey🍯
man wtf
a broccoli forest
thats odd
make it out of cauliflower

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Forests arent white

Honey Honey🍯
what if its winter

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Its not winter in the campaign
I need broccoli

Honey Honey🍯
but broccoli is gross
what are you going to do with it after the campaign

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Eat it???

Honey Honey🍯
EW
WTF MAN
EAT BROCCOLI???

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Its not as bad as people say it is

Honey Honey🍯
are you seriously saying broccoli has bad rep

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Yes

Honey Honey🍯
youre a disgusting pig

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Do you not eat your greens?

Honey Honey🍯
i eat my oranges
and clementines
which are arguably better

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Thats where youre wrong

Honey Honey🍯
do you have any friends that speak spanish?
nick does but he refuses to teach me anything after febuary 2022

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Yes I do
Why

Honey Honey🍯
is he around youre age?

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
He is 22
I think

Honey Honey🍯
you think???

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I think
Are you asking me cause you want to talk to him?

Honey Honey🍯
yes