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Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Hey

Honey Honey🍯
hi

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I dont know what to talk about

Honey Honey🍯
oh
whyd you start a conversation then

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Cause I figured youd say something absolutely foul
And then I could just start complaining about it

Honey Honey🍯
you want me to say something 'absolutely foul'?
no ones asked that before

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Well I am
Soooo

Honey Honey🍯
are you tryna cancel me ???
like wtf

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
No I wouldnt cancel you
Unless you like
Killed someone??

Honey Honey🍯
i feel betrayed rn
we couldve been murder pals char
lie
i meant charlie
haha
anyhow
why wouldnt you keep it a secret

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Theres the foul thing
Because you murdered someone???

Honey Honey🍯
you said forever and ever

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
It still could be forever and ever
Just from jail

Honey Honey🍯
if you ratted me out
i would make sure you would end up in jail too
or id just like
kill you next
but thats unsavoury

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
What the fuck is happening
All i said was id cancel you if you killed someone

Honey Honey🍯
ye
and then you mentioned jail

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
But it would be fair though
You murder you go to jail
Its how life works

Honey Honey🍯
only if they could catch me

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Im actually concerned
Have you killed someone before?

Honey Honey🍯
wouldnt you like to know goopy boy

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I would infact like to know
So if you could tell me that would be great

Honey Honey🍯
why would i tell you though
you said you would narc

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Narc sounds so british
Just say rat out

Honey Honey🍯
no
that takes more letters
thus more work

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I wont rat you out connie

Honey Honey🍯
but you would still cancel me?

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Yes
I would cancel you for murder

Honey Honey🍯
sobbing
what will the chonnie stans think about this

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
What is a chonnie

Honey Honey🍯
i think its our ship name??
i seen it on twitter a lot everytime we have streamed together
so like twice