/+Chapter 4 (Just Asinine)+\

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Rivali narrowed his eyes as he flew over the Gerudo Desert. The heat of the sun beating down on his back made him feel as if he was a cake in the furnace. His coat of feathers weren't helping either, he wasn't made for the desert.

'This girl better be important, otherwise I wouldn't be out here burning off my damn tail feathers.'

Rivali sighed, flying over the canyon. 'This is boring, if these were their defenses then they need help.' He rolled his eyes only to find himself squaking in pain. An arrow had been shot through his wing and had him falling from the sky. Rivali flapped his good wing, slowing his fall so he could land on his talons.

He didn't land on his talons.

He landed on his rump, grimacing slightly at the harsh landing. Revali then reached over and yanked the arrow out of his wing, blood dripping off the end of it. He scoffed, throwing the arrow aside before standing. He took his bow of his back and knocked an arrow, scanning the area.

A laugh sounded as a dim red glow radiated from behind him. Revali whipped around, letting loose his arrow. The arrow implanted itself in the Yiga member's throat. They grunted, falling to the ground, shuddering. He sighed, pulling his arrow out of the lifeless Yiga and cleaning the blood off it.

"This is going to get annoying... fast..." Revali muttered In annoyance, walking the rest of the way through the canyon. He was surprised when he made it to the entrance of the base with no more assassins after him.

He stepped into a large circular room with six large tapestries hanging around him on the stone walls. There was a torch and a few fires around the middle of the room. He decided to leave it alone, not exactly caring if he was supposed to use it. He walked over to a tapestry and moved it aside, peering behind it. He sighed when all he found were a few wooden crates. "Now this... is just asinine."

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You sigh, leaning your head against the stone wall.  The cuffs that chained you to the wall felt tight on your wrists, rubbing your skin raw.

Earlier, you were talking to Sooga before you finally got annoyed and decided to try and punch him. This didn't go well as he had caught your fist and thrown you to the floor. He had told you that you were an idiot and deserved to be chained up like a monkey. They had decided that if you were chained up, you couldn't exactly do anything so they left you alone. You were now here. In this situation. Pure annoyance shone in your (E/C) eyes as you glared at the large metal door infront of you.

You sighed, waiting for someone to walk in and bother you. Half of you hoped it would finally be that Kohga guy, maybe he would finally let you free.

You heard a laugh as a red glow appeared Infront of you near the door. It was a weird laugh, definitely not a normal Yiga member. You narrowed your eyes as a Yiga appeared. He definitely wasn't a normal Yiga either... he had a tall bun wrapped in what looked like bandages. He had a large belly as well as a rather large metal belt. He wore golden earrings that dangled annoyingly beside his mask. He also had a large, white collar thing around his neck that popped up like a damn wall.

"Who are you? And why are you so 'Extra' looking?" You ask, wrinkling your nose as he appeared. "Excuse me!?" 'oh goddess, his voice is annoying...' "'I' am NOT 'Extra'. If anything 'you' are 'extra' especially with how your the only one that looks the way you do. All of that gold lining and those big ears of yours! Anyway, I'm here to speak with you. For I! Am the GRRRRREAT! AND POWERFUL! MASTER KHOGA!" As he introduced himself, he did some weird dance wich involved his fingers pointing to the air on each side before he spread out his arms.

You watched with slight amusement. "I'm sorry, 'Great'? And what was that little dancey thing you did there? Because that sure was 'Great'." You grinned, watching as Master Kohga seemed to get angry.

He stomped his foot angrily, if he was in a cartoon steam would be coming from his ears. His hands balled into fists as he stepped forward and shoved his masked face in yours. "You dare make fun of ME!? You do NOT make fun of THE master Kohga!"
He snapped, putting a finger on your forehead and shoved your head into the stone wall. You gritted your teeth in pain as your head hit the stone with a dull thud.

"Anyway!" He said almost cheerfully as he backed away from you. "Oh SOOGA!!" Almost as soon as he called, Sooga appeared. "Yes, master Kohga?" He said, putting a fist to his chest and bowing down on a knee.

"Get me and this thing some bananas. I'm starving." Kohga flicked his wrist dismissively and Sooga disappeared in a cloud of red smoke.

"Anyway, my dear child, do you happen to know an annoying, little, knight named Link by any chance?" Kohga then asked, clapping his hands together as he leaned closer to you with his head cocked to the side.

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Revali grunted as he shot down one of the last attacking keese's with an arrow through the eye. "This is so damn annoying!" He squawked in irritation as he pulled the arrow from the keese's body and aggressively yanked the tapestry off the wall.

He stomped over to another tapestry, his talons clacking against the stone floor. He then also aggressively tore the tapestry off the wall only to relax a little when he saw a stairway on the otherside. He huffed, awkwardly getting his claws untangled from the cloth and stumbling into the dark hallway.

He ascended the stairs, examining his wing as he did. The wound didn't hurt too much anymore, but it was a nuisance having to walk everywhere.

Rivali reached the top of the stairs, being greeted by piles of bananas around a cell. His brow furrowed in distaste as he examined a banana and tossed it back in the pile. "These Yiga have no taste in anything. Not even personality." He scoffed descending the stairs off to the side. As he did so, flames flickered from a torch as a Yiga Blade Master rounded the corner.

Rivali scoffed, drawing his bow and knocking an arrow into place as the blade master drew his sword.

The sword was long and slick, the blade curved slightly at the tip. Small gusts of wind swirled around the sword's blade.

"What is this cheap trick?" Rivali huffed, his emerald eyes narrowing. The blade master let out a deep chuckle as he twirled his sword, just showing off his skills. "It's a Windcleaver. Capable of slicing through the air with great accuracy and speed. Now, prepare to die!"

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I know this chapter is shorter than normal, but I ran out of ideas for it. I also thought that this was a good enough cliff hanger. Anyway, have fun stressing about what happens next! <3

Thanks for reading!

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