wattpad stereotypes

colors

(requested by @runrose )

hehehehehhehehehehhhhehehehehheheheheh this pisses me off

like u can use fancy colors occasioNALLY but not to describe your "new fresh tops crop top!!1!"

here are some I hear a lot

(pls don't give me hate I know it's for descriptive purposes but cmon)

cerulean- BITCH ITS BLUE

chartreuse- do u mean green

obsidian- the proper term is black

ivory- off-white thx

olive- she is tAN

amber- gold or yellow not a mineral

aquamarine- u can just say aqua boo boo

there's probably way more but i can't remember all if u have any comment them pls!!

sorry this was a short chapter but I will have more parody chapters coming :-)