Kung Fu Panda: Crane x Snow Leopard OC

KFP2: Lord Shen

"Po, what are you doing?" Tigress asked

"Don't worry, I've got th-" Po cried out in pain as a pair of cuffs got slapped around his wrists

"No way. Eight-point acupressure cuffs? Just like the ones that held Tai Lung! The more you move, the tighter they get!" Po rambled as a soldier hooked his cuffs on a pole and yanked him off his feet, dragging him forward

"These are the best cuffs"

They were all being lead across the palace courtyard with the soldiers pointing their spears at them to keep them from making sudden movements, although the tight cuffs most likely prevented them from doing so

"I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water" Tigress mumbled to Po

"This plan is nothing like that plan" Po replied

"How?" Tigress asked agitated

"'Cause this one's going to work" Po replied as he suddenly lost his footing. Now they all quickly saw that he had stumbled on the edge of a huge crater... with Thundering Rhino's damaged hammer standing on the other end like a macabre memorial. The warriors stared in horror as Boss Wolf mockingly patted the hammer's staff, chuckling

"Keep moving"

The warriors narrowed their eyes as they were being lead inside the tower, where Po spotted something in front of him

"Ah, my old enemy" he began as he gazed up at an enormous staircase leading all the way to the top

"Stairs"

"I guess you won't be walking all the way up there at all" Daiyu muttered as she kicked one of the soldiers in the face after he repeatedly kept poking her with his spear

"Nope"

The whole trip to the top, Po was already on the ground wheezing and panting after only 2 flights. That was until the gorilla picked Po up and carried him on his back like a sack of rice

And for the rest of the trip, all that was heard were grunting and thundering steps. After many more flights, they finally reached the top of the stairs as the gorilla flung Po on the floor while Boss Wolf and the other warriors also reached the top

"Thanks for carrying me those last few flights" Po thanked the gorilla as Tigress helped him up as Shen and Soothsayer looked at them, astonished

Boss Wolf kept pointing his spear at Tigress, who kicked it out of his paws and into the pillar

"I threw up a little on the third floor, someone might want to clean that up. Is there some sort of evil janitor or somethin'?" Po asked as Lord Shen spoke

"Greetings, panda! We meet at-"

"Hey, how you doin'?" Po interrupted him as Shen got caught off guard

"Uh..."

Soothsayer approached Po and poked him gently in his belly with her cane

"You've grown bigger than I thought" she spoke as she examined the panda, looking inside a confused Po's ear as she did so

"Strong"

She opened his mouth and peered inside

"Healthy"

"Look, I don't know who you are, but please step aside, sir" Po said

"That's a lady" Viper whispered as Po took a double take

"Oh, sorry! The beard threw me. It's kind of misleading" Po apologized as Soothsayer stroked her beard with an amused smile, before Po added

"False advertising"