trowel..

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low life loser boo 🤕😐😐😴😴😴
jus like me

tw // nsfw things.. 💀
( sorry not sorry 😴 )













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trowel is an alcoholic 100%. hes already stupid enough but the alcohol makes him more idiotic 💀👎

2
trowel loves reading porn magazines.. for some unknown reason..🤕💤

3
everyone be sayin that trowel is dickless.. but nah not me. i say.. that pp comes outta that hole. nine inches.

4
he loves picking beer up from his bottle neck and only chuckles when hes getting cussed out. 😹

5
he has commited so many crimes.

6
trowel has accidently killed some people and he runs from the scene

7
trowel is fatherless because his dad commited.. die self.. but his mum still out there ig.. his mum is a shovel and his dad was a spear 🤑🤑

8
loves to randomly flirt with beer. doesnt matter if they are in a life or death situation.. hes still finna be like "sup bbg." as they are possibly running from a killer. (he says no homo after cuz its jus a homie thing.. 🙏)

9
pillow humper.. sorry not sorry ("why are these pillows so sticky??.. -🍺")

10
he has a horrible life ig. he drinks too much, smokes, and gettin into damn fights 🤕

11
trowel loves making sex jokes.. funy 😹

12
possibly a big simp.. ☠️☠️
"wtf bro im not gonna jump off this cliff"
a random ass girl "give it a try---"
and then bro jumps off a cliff

13
twlight sparkles tail
(find out what this means yourself zawg)

14
is scared of beers sister, wine. 🤕🤕

15
trowel has mostly likely slapped beers bottle bottom. aka.. ass.

idk what else zawg ☹️

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