1. if hes gotta fight or somethin and beer is his opponent, he will sometimes grab beer, put him on the ground and push him roughly so that he rolls off (beer bottle disavantages💔⚰️)
2. mf probably cyberbullys and gets confused and angry when he gets banned from where ever he was on. would say "what did i even do⁉️" even though he knows damn well..
3. his threats to beer is that he says he will drink beer (the actual sentient one ☠️)
4. why do i feel like he would be the type to call themselves alpha males🪦
