Sirius: *trying to impress Lyall* I treat Remus with nothing but respect, sir.
Remus: Not true.
Sirius:
Remus: Dad, he uses me for sexual favours.
Sirius: *horrified*
Remus: He makes me do his laundry and cook for him.
Sirius: You're a cook! You cook for everybody!
Remus: He won't let me break up with him.
Sirius: That was you! Sir, I promise that I'm not....
Lyall: *dying of laughter*
Remus: *smirking*
Sirius: *realises that Remus is messing with him* That wasn't funny. *huff* Why are you the way that you are?
Remus: You see how he talks to me, Dad?
Lyall: *poker face* Despicable.
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Mauraders ✨️incorrect quotes✨️ #1
Fanfiction200/200 parts completed. Book 1/2 Check profile for second book just some incorrect quotes from the Mauraders era of Harry Potter includes: ○Wolfstar (a lot) ○Jily ○Jegulus ○ Rosekiller #1 in Evan×barty - 12/9/23
