Harmonia, on the phone : Bruce? we need your help! I-
Bruce : is the house on fire?
Harmonia : uh, no?
Bruce : then it's not an emergency *hangs up*
Lottie : well? what did he say? what do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?
Harmonia : apparently it's not an emergency
Missy, being strangled by a demon : HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY
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