EJ : yeah, thanks for dinner, Freya! yeah, uh-
EJ, to Nathan : hey, uh do you have anywhere we can escape the ol' ball and chain?
Nathan : huh?
EJ : you know, you know, like a mancave. somewhere to escape the feminine pheromones and the nagging?
EJ : hey, on a good week, if I'm lucky, I only have to see Emilia at dinner
Nathan : oh yeah, uh, we don't have a mancave
Nathan : we have a wife crypt
EJ : a wife- what?
Nathan : oh, it's just a little secluded area for Freya to do the dark bidding of mysterious entities of immense power and dubious intentions
Freya : *ominous beckoning*
EJ : why- why is she beckoning me ominously?
Freya : *more ominous beckoning*
Nathan : oooh that's because you've been selected for ritual sacrifice, EJ, you know how they are at this time of the month
