If that fancy school for witches that Damien would go to in this AU even has physics as a class, they should start their first day of school off with a fun, little warmup on which object would reach the ground first when you drop them both from a certain height, starring DAMIEN WYTTE!! They could tie Damien up with their powerful magic just in case Damien could act on his emotions to control HIS magic to escape, and they could tightly tie some boulder to his neck to help out with the experiment...! Anyways, they'd drop Damien from off the roof of the school, along with a ball that's much lighter than him and the boulder, and see which of them reaches the ground first! After that, they could cast their spells on him to lift him from off the ground and to then ram him into all the trees and other buildings they want before moving on to their ACTUAL lesson...! And so, whenever Damien commits suicide via jumping off the cliff, he'll be reminded of this warm-up, but he'll still grit his teeth and bear through it since he has to save his friends...!
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HumorHmm, let's see... I'm probably going to randomly talk about Damien here, kind of like what someone did before. And, people are going to hate me for this, ways to torture him! I'm sorry, but I've gotta let out all my (bad) ideas somewhere...! I might...
