Kexing's POV
Conversation at 8:57 pm
Private: Definition of Bi Disaster (A-Xian)
Bi Disaster: so i'm guessing a-ning and a-xiang hv already checked on u but how's ur first day?
Me: fuck me
Bi Disaster: jfc that bad??? already??
Me: no no no!! fuck me in a good way!!
Me: the boy im rooming with oMG
Bi Disaster: axmkawmpxwnd
Bi Disaster: im laughing my fucking ass off omg
Bi Disaster: wen kexing u may as well permanently dye ur hair rainbow u can't contain ur gay for 2 SECONDS
Bi Disaster: take a goddamn chill pill anxkaknaozm
Me: hEY
Bi Disaster: U HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A REAL BOYFRIEND YET AND IT'S THAT OBVIOUS
Me: SAYS YOU MR DEFINITION OF BI DISASTER
Bi Disaster: LIESSSS
Me: OH YEAH WELL THAT MEANS YOUR SAYING YANLI-JIE'S WRONG
Bi Disaster: FUCK OFF YANLI-JIE'S NEVER WRONG
Bi Disaster: except in her taste in men bUT WE DONT TALK ABT THAT-
Bi Disaster: ITS JUST
Me: :3
Bi Disaster: AXWOEXEWOIND
Bi Disaster: FUCK U!!!
Me: lmaoooo
Bi Disaster: u know what nvm
Bi Disaster: so
Bi Disaster: tell me about ur crush n we'll see how likely it is u'll get some
Me: dont act like your some expert in love wei wuxian you haven't even had your first kiss yet
Bi Disaster: SHUSH
Bi Disaster: DO NOT GO THERE
Me: ok ok not tday
Me: so abt my new roomie
Me: hes the year above me n he said he's like a year older- so hes 19
Me: his hair's like silky smooth n so soft- i wanna run my hands through it
Bi Disaster: hv u touched it
Me: IM NOT YOU OMG
Me: i meant it LOOKS so soft
Bi Disaster: DUDE WHST R U IMPLYING WITH THAT REACTION
Me: a-xian remember what i said the cutest ppl in the world are
Bi Disaster: slim waist, long legs, firm in speech but soft in heart
Me: 100% THIS GUY
Me: ok well like to me
Me: to evryone else he ran into he was so composed and polite
Me: but like i think i stared for a bit too long when i first saw him so he got a teeeeny bit annoyed at me??
Me: so add that to me bumping into him A FEW times he got huffy and sarcastic with me- i think he thought i was being ridiculous on purpose
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