"Lemme get uhhh a buffalo sandwich with fries." I ordered at this restaurant tryna read the menu but the shit was small
"Okay, that'll be 20.89." The cashier said making me smack my teeth
"High ass shit, here." I handed her my card
"Name for your order, brokie?" She asked tryna be funny
"Honcho, and bitch yo daddy broke. Tell him go get some money so youn gotta work as a cashier making minimum wage." I said and snatched my card then gave it back when it went thru
"Bitch." She said under her breath but I ain't care
I went to the tables in the restaurant and sat down waiting
"Mane, they ass taking too long." I shook my head still waiting on my food
"Honcho! Order for Honcho!" A different lady semi-yelled
I got my shit and left then drove off to my house. When I parked in my driveway I got a text from a random nigga so I opened it
I hate when unknown niggas text me
zay2mfnwicked
You fuckin on da same hoe i got pregnant funny guy😂
😂😂😂
My jaw clenched and I cranked my car back up, the shit said her name and everything
I drove to her house and used my key to get in, her sneaky ass was just sitting on the couch like she ain't did shit
That shit pissed me off
I pulled her off the couch by her hair and yanked her up
"Joseon? Stop." She said
"You getting pregnant by niggas but want me to stop." I wrapped my hands aroujd her throat
"No, I'm not? What are you talking about?" She said acting clueless which pissed me off even mo
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Humorin·fat·u·a·tion • /inˌfaCHəˈwāSH(ə)n/ a feeling of foolish or obsessively strong love for, admiration for, or interest in someone or something