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Harry Potter @theboywholived ✓
A friendly reminder to everyone to take #DarkLivestream with a grain of salt and practice legal magic! #lightmagic #responsiblespellwork #hotbutevil
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@theboywholived what was that last hashtag? [♥ 40k]
somebody @youravgmuggle — ok is anyone going to say something about that HP tweet because what was that hashtag [♥ 20k | retweets 15k]
@youravgmuggle it's not even an existing hashtag like he MADE that
can we just... @seriouswiz-ness ✓ ...assume @theboywholived is a fan of #DarkLivestream then?
what do @theDarkLord and @assistant-official think?
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You-Know-Who @theDarkLord ✓
@seriouswiz-ness you have to admit that #hotbutevil is rather apt. The best villains are always attractive. I'm pleased to live up to that standard. 😏
His Assistant @assistant-official ✓
@seriouswiz-ness to quote another iconic fandom hottie,
[caption: Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Council chair, subtitles: "He's right."]
somebody @youravgmuggle ✓
ok so since i got verified for that last post and @assistant-official has already referenced star wars -
dumbledore @ potter rn be like: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! It was said you would destroy the Dark, not join them-
His Assistant @assistant-official ✓
@youravgmuggle ok but i don't think dumbledore considers potter a brother like obi-wan considered anakin so the analogy falls apart
it's more like the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise, not precisely but you get what i mean
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@assistant-official @youravgmuggle "Have you ever heard the tragedy of Dumbledore the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story that Hogwarts would tell you..."
@assistant-official @youravgmuggle "...Dumbledore was a Light Lord of Britain, so powerful and so wise he could use the Light to influence politics to create laws... he had such a knowledge of the light side that he could even keep the rules he cared about from dying..."
You-Know-Who @theDarkLord ✓
@assistant-official definitely not the people he cared about tho, they're all dead, lol
His Assistant @assistant-official ✓
@theDarkLord wha- Sir-
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