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season two, episode seventeen





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"SUPER HERO-ID"

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By morning I had a killer hangover, as i'm sure everyone else did and i could barley remember half the events from last night. except one thing was still plastered in my mind. I sighed getting up and grabbing my stuff to take to the bathroom and get ready. I figured to just keep my distance from Courtney, she promised me it was nothing but it clearly wasn't, and i was fooled twice. I'm not gonna hate her, but i'm gonna keep my distance. I cant believe she told me she loved me.

After I had brushed my teeth and washed my face, i headed back to the cabin to get dressed but suddenly someone pulled my sleeping mask back over my eyes harshly, and grabbed me. Usually I'd freak out but I figured it was just for the show, Chris liked to mess with us but I was a bit shocked at first trying to squirm away and yell. When they finally put my down i took the mask off to see Chef, wearing a pink night dress whilst tied up and hanging by a rope. I stood next to Lindsay as they brought Courtney to the other side of the line. When I was drunk Lindsay had come to comfort me and I confessed what happened with Courtney accidentally, but she was actually really happy about it and said she won't tell anyone.

"Let go of me!"  Courtney sassed, also pulling her sleeping mask off of her eyes.

"Oh, where are we?" Harold groaned blinking at the bright sun.

"And why is Chef in a nightie?" Leshawna added. Suddenly a figure that was tied to a rope swung down, and it was Chris dressed up as batman. He swept up Chef flying in the air, before the rope suddenly snaps making them both plumper to the ground screaming.

"I knew that bungee wouldn't hold. That's what happens when production cheaps out!" He yelled. "And now my hairs all messed up!"

"Uh, is anyone gonna tell us what the heck is going on here?" Courtney asked.

"When... I... feel..." He said fixing up his hair and appearance. "Like... It. And now... I feel like it. Todays challenges are inspired by the superhero flick."

"Todays challenges?" Leshawna panicked. "Nuh-uh. We just woke up. I haven't even brushed my teeth yet."

"Or had breakfast." Beth added.

"I'm going back to bed." Duncan groaned. I rolled my eyes glad that I showered earlier to help settle my hangover.

"Evil never sleeps, and neither will you." Chris demanded, pointing at him. "Besides, superhero's don't do the things of mere mortals. They have screaming ladies to rescue."

"Uh, actually, many superheroes are mere mortals. My favorite, the incredible Owl Man, catches theives just like mice." Harold explained. "But come morning, he puts his pants on one leg at a time. Just like the rest of us."

"Speak for yourself, boy." Chef glared at him.

"How would you like it if Owl Man scratched your eyes out with his talons?" Chris added pushing Harold over. "I didn't think so. Now, shut it! There are three things intrinsic to all good superhero movies. One— superhero's have superpowers. Two— superhero's save people. And my personal favorite, three— superhero's wear tights. Which means, you will all be wearing..." He started to laugh. "Teensy-tiny tights." Everyone started to complain. He told us to get out of our pajamas. I walked back with Lindsay and Leshawna, when Courtney spoke up.

"Maybe that stench is your superpower, gorgonzola girl." She smirked at Lindsay.

"I wouldn't talk, aged cheddar chick." Leshawna spoke up before I could tell off Courtney, but I gave her a really dead and upset look, and she almost looked confused.

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