The Way Of Kane (HELLUVA BOSS X OC)

I Hate Amusement Parks

A shitty apartment in room 36 a dark room the only light coming from a lit cigar Italian music playing in the background "ninna ninna" to be exact. It was his favorite song that Micky introduced to him. Kane is sitting on the edge of his bed enjoying his cigar his mind on nothing at all his guns on either side, puffing smoke through his nose waiting for the time to hit a certain spot for him to leave, not planning on wearing his suit jacket to work today

Standing up he walks over the mirror in his bathroom taking the cigar out his mouth and keeping it between his fingers and placing his hands on the sink starring at himself his tattoos showing on his arms. A hound skull with roses coming out of it with a ribbon around it that reads "Death Before Dishonor" and a compass with bones directing south

"I still can't believe he let me get all these" Kane said to himself looking at his other arm with barbed wire circling around going up halfway around his arm "satan i look good" he said checking his watch and seeing it was time he took his leave. Placing the cigar in his back in his mouth and making his way to work

Entering the office he takes a seat on the couch eyeing loona a bit while doing so "morning loona, you look good"

Loona looked up from her phone and over at Kane "i-um yeah ok" she blushed a little and went back to her phone. Kane took out another cigar and and a lighter and lit his cigar taking a few puffs from it the red smoke trailing from the end of the cigar and leaking from Kane's mouth as he didn't make an effort to blow it out. Loona's eyes glanced over at Kane as the smoke left his maw flowing upwards, her eyes trailing down at his arms the tattoos catching her eye 'i need the artist that did that skull' she thought staring at him without realizing it

Breaking her out of her trance was M&M and Blitz yelling about Loo-Loo land

"SHUT. THE FUCK UP." She yelled out of annoyance. Her sudden outburst caused Kane to fuck up his flow and started coughing on his smoke

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Stepping out of the van and keeping guard as the owls get out as well Kane and Octavia share the same expression looking at the amusement park

Blitz was paired with stolas as he walked beside him "now remember, this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs alright?"

"Hey dad do we have to-" Octavia tried to get words off before blitz cut her off

"Ok yeah hold on there sweety." He turns to stolas "if you try fucking my little ass i swear to-"

"You are so cute when you are serious" the perverted owl said running his finger down blitz's nose

"Im literally going to be sick"

"Damn it must suck to be you huh" Kane said watching around the teenage owl

"You have no idea" she sighed walking to catch up to her dad and Kane followed

Kane stood by Octavia while keeping an eye out for any assailants that would wish to cause her or her dad harm until his focus is broken by stolas saying something about a loo loo.

Turning his head to where he was pointing his eyes meeting the mascot of this shady rip off of an amusement park the mascot itself was what Kane guessed to be a poison apple it had a smile with a tooth missing and the smell coming from it was foul

"I have a question" Octavia said holding up a single finger

"Well ask away lil girly ahuck ahuck ahuck" loo loo said over enthusiastically

"Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin off of Lucifer's far more popular lu lu world?"

"...no?"

"This place reeks of insecure corporate shame" she said with her eyes squinting

"I already hate it here" Kane said dragging his and over his face

"You aren't the only one" Octavia said agreeing with the hellhound

"KANE" blitz yelled making him snapped his head to wherever blitz

"Yeah?"

"Stop word fucking the client and do your job"

"Word fucking?"

"Just do your job"

And being remember of his adjective kane broke off from octavia's side and went to sniff out anything or anyone that would be a problem to his job

In the end he ended up getting distracted and found a small area between tents and lit himself another cigar. Now he would say he has an addiction and and could stop whenever he wanted. He doesn't have a problem you do. Anyway being in the greed ring the color of the smoke coming from his cigar wasn't red anymore it was green and the change of color interested him staring into the smoke as it left his maw flowing upwards the smoke thick as fog

Kane was enjoying his time at I.M.P and being around loona made him realize he had a thing for goths and by satan he was going to have that girl to himself even if he had had to kill to grt her.

Ok yeah maybe he has a problem but don't we all?

Breaking him from his relaxing smoke session were the screams from the demons in the amusement park and the smell of fire. With a drawn out groan amd throwing down his cigar and stomping his out he runs over to join the chaos that he knows his boss started.

Making it to the center of the chaos blitz is fighting some robo slinky, waiting for the bots field of view to leave him Kane ran up and latched his fangs onto one of the arms of the bot and trashing it trying to sever it from it's body. Robo fizz's head spins in a one-eighty and locks onto Kane with an evil smirk on his face "does this mutt b-b-belong to you blitzo" a robotic laugh following as he lifting the arm Kane was latched onto and started spining it and Kane yelling through clenched jaws "SOMEBODY GET THIS FUCKING CLOWN" his voice getting louder and quieter as he was being spun in the air.

Out of nowhere moxxie came in on some sort of demon beast and tail whipped the robot sending the robo fizz rolling and sending Kane to the ground with a severed robo fizz arm. Moxxie on his hell beast chased after the bot before catching it by it leg and tossing it in the air and swallowing it whole

"That was a first" Kane said as he started laughing to himself pulling out a cigar and a lighter and as he held the cigar in his teeth as soon as he flicked the lighter to life

KABOOOM

Kane,Blitz,and M&M are sent in the air before falling face first into the ground

"Way to ruin another good thing sir"

"Worth it that slutty toy clown had. It. Comimg." Blitz said lifting his head up before failing back into the ground

"I fucking hate amusement parks" Kane said relighting his cigar only for the cigar to crumble into ash "oh for FUCKS SA-"