(06) Ouroboros (Part 1)

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Clank

Arata: kugh...!

Ikaruga: Good. Keep it up.

Good she says...

Ikaruga: I bet you're frustrated that you can't hit me.

Arata: No, I was thinking about last night's episode of Sergeant Keroro.

Ikaruga: *sigh* Still an idiot...

Arata: mm? Did you say something senpai?

Ikaruga: mmm....I did. I propose a challenge.

Arata: ...Go on?

Ikaruga: If you manage to hit me within...mm....5 minutes, I'll give you a reward.

Arata: a reward?

Ikaruga: Yes. I'll give you a better weapon to fight with.

Arata: OH!?

Ikaruga: However if you fail I will add another 2 hours to your training and I will hear no complaints.

Arata: gh..! You're pretty harsh senpai.

Ikaruga: Only because I have to.

Arata: You're on.

Ikaruga: well then...come at me!

Arata: .....hup!

She evades my hit easily.

Ikaruga: Slow.

She kicks me.

Arata: kuh...! You're wide open!

Ikaruga: lethargic.

Arata: eh-? Ugh...!

She hits me on the head with her scabbard.

Arata: ...kgh...!!

Ikaruga: ....*sigh* come on, you've got 4 minutes left.

Arata: .....

What gives!? If I try to attack her from the front I miss. If I attack her from the back I miss. If I attack her from the sides I miss AND get hit.

Arata: ....

Ikaruga: Quit wasting time! 2 minutes left.

Arata: ....

I inhale...

Arata: Here I go!

I rush towards her.

Arata: I call this move....THE "FUCKED IF I KNOW" SLAAAAAAAAASH-!! Ah.

I trip before I get to land my blow.

Ikaruga: ...pfft!

Arata: Don't laugh!

Ikaruga: hehe sorry sorry, I couldn't resist.

She helps me up.

Ikaruga: How about this then, I'll forget this ever happened and you can try again Next Week.

Arata: that's.... awfully nice of you...

Ikaruga: mm! Do you want mercy or not!?

Arata: Sorry. Please grant me mercy and let me try again next week, Ikaruga-senpai-sama.

Ikaruga: *sigh* ... haven't changed a bit. Can't say I hate it.

Arata: ...? What hasn't changed?

Ikaruga: Just talking to myself. Dismissed. I suggest you train by yourself so you don't look like a clown next time.

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