"Pink!....wait hang on maybe a.....turquoise. i know its blue and green but we can pretend the blue is purple....but on the other hand i think blue is more your colour than purple.WAIT... RED IS SOOOO YOUR COLOUR!"
Regina was starting to regret asking Snow to help organise the Wedding and was so thankful her maid of honour, Tink was here to bring sanity to the situation.
"Errrm Snow maybe we should ask the bride her opinion?" Regina smiled thankfully at Tink. It had taken her a while to understand what a best friend was and was happy it was tink. "errm i like red.....but I think we should go with turquoise. I like blue and Green is definately Robins colour."
Snow beamed and then wrote it down and moved to the next item on her agenda. "Right! your wedding dress.." Tink and Snow both started smiling in excitement. Regina smiled and shifted in her chair. "Well I actually have my dress."
Snow and Tinks smiles dropped slightly but then grew again. "well lets see it!" sreeched Snow.
"Ahhhh no. Its really special for me and well i kinda dont want anybody to see it untill the big day."
They both looked upset. "Will we still help you get ready?" whispered tink
"OFCOURSE!!!" Snow and Tink then smiled again happy and satisfied with Reginas answer.
"Now you two! whats next?"............................,,.....,,,,,,................,,,
The wedding was three days away. Regina was curled up on the bed sobbing her eyes out. She was supposed to be with tink but having not showed up Tink had resorted to going to her and found her best friend a quivering mess.
"Regina!!" Tink rushed over "Gina whats wrong?!?" Regina took a massive gulp of air and spoke into her pillow which was drenched in her tears. "i...*sob*....cant....get..*sob*....marriedlooking...like this!!" Tink was so confused. She sat on the bed next to Regina and rubbed her back. "Gina you look beautiful as usual!"
"Arrgh you dont uderstand! i look fat!!"
"Fat! Regina you do NOT look fat!" Tink had no idea why Regina thought she looked fat. Regina sat in silence for a moment before deciding to confide in her best friend. She sat up her eyes red and swollen. She had been crying so much even her nose was red."Tink.....im....pregnant." A small smile escaped Reginas lips and Tink let out a supressed squeal. She grabbed Regina and pulled her into a large bear hug. "REGINA THIS IS WONDERFUL!!!!" they both started laughing. "i know....but...but i look fat!"
"How far along are you?"
"1 month.."
"REGINA! you dopey bean! your not even showing!" Regina gave her a look of disbelief. "Seriously Regina! not even close." Regina smiled and hugged tink again."Who else knows?"
"You,Robin and Roly." Tink smiled with excitement. "Im guessing its a secret?"
"Yeah...until a couple months after the wedding...or as long as we can keep it a secret."
"Is this why the weddings so soon?" Regina grinned,
"No we found out after we announced the wedding. but its the perfect wedding gift." They smiled and started chatting about the baby......................
Regina didnt want a hen do she just wanted to rest and plan her future in her mind. That didnt stop Snow or Tink from crashing her room two nights before the wedding, Snow with alcohol and Tink with orange juice.
"I said no hen do!"
"Regina since when did I actually do anything you asked me" grinned Snow, "tink brought orange juice for some reason..."
Regina grew sweaty, "err yeah i mentioned not wanting to drink until the wedding."
"Ahhh ok" phew she dodged it. An hour later Snow was drunk and Tink tipsy. "OK OK LETS EXCHANGE EMBARASSING THINGS WE'VE DONE WITH OUR PARTNERS!!" yelled Snow! They all smiled, even Regina was having a good time and secretly glad they had come that evening.
"OK ME FIRRSST!" Tink and Regina laughed. "Charming and I once....played sexual role play HAHAHA he...he haha was a single guy and I haha and I was a MAID CLEANING HIS HOUSE HAHAGA!!!!" Regina and Tink broke into hysterics, ahhhh she was so innocent."Me next!" screeched Tink, "weellll since i dont have a partner....heres something else. I once slept with a bug that had been turned human for a day haha!!!" They all laughed and then Regina spoke. "HAHAHA robin and I once had sex on snow and charmings bed because we were too lazy to go to my room haha!"
Tink laughed but Snow stopped, "really?.." Regina was crying with laughter and Snow couldnt help but laugh with her.
Four hours later they all were passed out on the bed asleep but happy.
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Outlaw Queen: Thievery and Witchcraft
FanfictionRobin, Regina and everyone are now stuck in the enchanted forest forever with no way of getting back to storybrooke. Realising their new fate Regina and Robin begin a new life together.