𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 𝖂𝖍𝖔.. 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙?

The Diary

[A thunderclap illuminates the dark sky outside. Inside the castle, Hayley and Ron are walking on the Grand Staircase.]

Someone in the hall groans, "Ugh! Whenever you two are left alone something goes wrong!" they say, making a lot of people nod their head in agreement, including Hermione.

Hayley and Ron share an offended look and Ron tells them, "Actually not everything goes wrong when me and Hayley are together. The bad things happen when Hayley is alone, or leading us somewhere." He finishes, getting a look of betrayal from Hayley.

Ron: Have you spoken to Hermione?

Hayley: She should be out of hospital in a few days, when she stops coughing up fur balls.

Hermione grimaced, "Was pretty gross, but I got all my study done in the hospital wing, so it was okay."

"Oh yeah. I love books." Hayley sarcastically says, "They bring me joy and studying them makes me even more happy."

[They see water on the floor.]

Hayley: What's this?

"Dunno. You probably shouldn't follow it though."

[They start following it.]

"I JUST TOLD YOU DON'T FOLLOW IT!"

Ron: Yuck!

Hayley: Looks like Moaning Myrtle's flooded the bathroom.

"Ugh! Again." A sixth year Gryffindor girl complains.

Steve frowns and asks the girl, "She does that often?"

"All. The. Time."

[Hayley and Ron enter Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. She's sitting in a window and whimpering.]

Myrtle: Come to throw something else at me?

"Hmmm... Who on earth would throw something at a poor ghost? Ginny, any ideas?" Hayley asks the woman, who throws a pillow at her face.

Hayley: Why would I throw something at you?

"Why wouldn't you?"

Myrtle: Don't ask me. Here I am, minding my own business, when someone thinks it's funny to throw a book at me.

"Pretty bloody funny."

"It that all you say, Weasley?"

"Noo..."

Ron: But it can't hurt if someone throws something at you. I mean, it'd just go right through you.

Many girls around the hall groan, including Hayley and Hermione, "Why would you say that?!" Hermione sighs, shaking her head, disappointed.

"How was I meant to know not to say that?!" He asks her.

Hayley turns to him, as if he was an idiot, and says, "Are you kidding me right now? Last time you only said, 'Who's Moaning Mrytle?' and she had a fit!" Hayley reminds him, "You really think you should be joking about throwing stuff at her?! Really!"

Ron thinks about it before saying, "Yeah. My bad."

Myrtle: SURE! [flies right into his face] Let's all throw books at Myrtle because she can't feel it! Ten points if it goes through her stomach! [puts her arm through Ron's stomach] Fifty points if it goes through her head! [puts her arm through Ron's head]

"Wait- does that mean we can throw things at Ron's head and stomach?" Hayley asks, raising her hand a bit, "Cause I would very much like to go first."

"Maybe later." McGonagall says, surprising almost everyone who has ever had her a professor.