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baddies of the BAU😻

victoria:

victoria; pov me after hotch tells me to actually do my work

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victoria; pov me after hotch tells me to actually do my work

elle: HELP ME😭

milf eater: why is this so out of the blue

victoria: i'm wearing blue tdy😊😊

milf: THE PIC?

victoria:🌚🌚🌚

victoria: i don't remember what was going on tbh

pest: You wouldn't pick a movie

victoria: yup i'm pretty sure i picked tangled after that

thong wearer: 🤨🤨🤨

milf eater: speaking of being hungry do y'all wanna get lunch 🙂

elle: emily why do u keep using the '🙂'

milf eater: it seems fitting🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

victoria: WAIT GIRLS LUNCH😼😼😼

garcia: GIRLS LUNCH!

milf: wine

elle: agreed.

2 hours later

thong wearer: YOU BITCHES.

victoria: hey don't call me a bitch🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

pest: Don't call her a bitch..

milf: what happened now derek?

milf eater; we r still at lunch istg we did not do anything

elle: i stole a wine class

garcia: me too

victoria: me three

italian stallion; I don't think you should tell that to FBI agents.

thong wearer: WHO PUT A BOX A THONGS ON MY DOOR STEP WITH A DILDO IN IT?

elle: V JS FELL TO THE FLOOR IM PISSING OMFG

victoria: GLASS IS ALL IN MY PURSE OMG

victoria: MY GLASS SHATTERED WHEN I FELL

milf eater: I CANT BREATH HELO ME.

milf: IM SORRY A WHOLE BOX AND A DILDO?

thong wearer; WHERE DO YOU FIND THE TIME TO DO THIS????

thong wearer: A CARD TOO?

garcia: HAHAHAH

pest: What does the note say?

thong wearer: "13 thongs for THE derek morgan xoxo 💋 (p.s. the dildo is brand new try it out😉)"

milf eater: HELPPPPPPPPOOPOOPO

victoria: I CANNOT

victoria: I AM CRYING RN 💀

thong wearer: FUCK YOU MY NEIGHBORS SAW THE DICKS ON THE BOX.

thong wearer: WHY IS THE BOX COVERED IN DICKS AND WHY ARE THEY SO DETAILED????

milf eater; i bought the dildo

elle: i bought the thongs

milf: i got the box

garcia: i wrote the note!

victoria: I DREW ALL THE DICKS ON THE BOX 😊😊😊😊

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