baddies of the BAU😻
thong wearer: who tf signed me up for a thong website and put my email and decided to get some SHIPPED to my house
victoria: not me this time
milf eater: yeah idk who did it
elle: try jj or garcia i'm retired for the week
thong wearer: penelope isn't awake yet she's still asleep she doesn't wake up until 7 on work days
victoria: tf
elle: i didn't even know that..
milf: me neither
dilf: Morgan are you stalking?
thong wearer: guys do y'all not remember that one time
thong wearer: wait nvm only penny knows what
garcia: oh that one time me and kevin got into a fight and u slept over
thong wearer: yup
victoria: what
elle: huh
milf eater: okay!
milf eater: on with my day!!
victoria: sigh i don't wanna go to work
dilf: You have to
dilf: To make money.
victoria: i miss my cat
victoria: i feel bad for leaving brownie
dilf: Why did you name your cat brownie?
victoria: cause she looks like a brownie
dilf: Why are you naming your cat food names?
dilf: I like Sergio
milf eater: hey that's my cat!!!!!
thong wearer: like we didn't know 🧍♀️🧍♀️
milf: derek shut up
victoria: no fr
victoria: redbull is the best thing to be invented
lover boy: She bought five.
victoria: stop exposing me
lover boy; Your gonna O.D on caffeine
milf: remember that one time she almost overdosed on alcohol
elle: hey we both almost did
victoria: that's why we are besties
elle: cuz we overdose on things tg😜
victoria: BESTIES 4 EVER
elle: BESTIES 4 THE RESTIES
thong wearer: we get it y'all are twins now shut the hell up it's to early for this
victoria: get your thongs out of a knot
milf eater: why is there sticky notes all over my desk
victoria: i saw that but didn't think anything of it
milf eater: couldve helped me take them off 🧍♀️
victoria: nah i like to sit back and observe
dilf: Derek,Emily stop pranking each other in the office.
thong wearer: how did u know putting the sticky notes was me
dilf: There's a thing called camreas.
