Jill: john wants to know how many of you will be able to make it to the trap run through thing
Photog. Adam: lol why didn't he just log on and ask us?
Logan: i forgot that was coming up
Logan: when was it?
Jill: friday evening
Amanda: yeah i can make that
Det. Hoffman: teacher's pet
Amanda: i will literally kill you
Jill: hey be nice, both of you
Det. Hoffman: hold on, i'll check my schedule
Amanda: HoLd On I'lL cHeCk My ScHeDuLe
Det. Hoffman: very mature
Amanda: 😜
Logan: shoot, i can't make that, mel's got a little league game
Logan: and like it's not just practice, it's like the big one of the season
Jill: that's okay, this isn't like a final checks type thing
Jill: just running through and making sure everything's clear
Jill: john will email you the important parts if you can't make it
Logan: okay. tell john sorry i won't be there
Jill: no worries
Photog. Adam: haha uhhhh i won't be able to be there eitherrrrr
Jill: what's up?
Photog. Adam: work stuff
Photog. Adam: like my day job work stuff
Photog. Adam: lady's paying me big time to follow her shady in-laws
Logan: are they actually shady or does she just think they are
Photog. Adam: idk that's not my problem lmao
Jill: okay, that's two down. is lawrence on?
Photog. Adam: i can get him
Amanda: lol here we go
Photog. Adam: @Dr. Gordon LARRYYYYY GET ON HERE
Photog. Adam: @Dr. Gordon IT'S LIFE OR DEATH
Photog. Adam: @Dr. Gordon PAGING DOCTOR GORDON
Photog. Adam: @Dr. Gordon WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY
Photog. Adam: @Dr. Gordon LARRYYYYYY
Logan: how did you do all that in like 5 seconds
Jill: adam i will mute you for spamming
Amanda: no no no give it a sec i've seen this work
Photog. Adam: @Dr. Gordon GET ON HERE DUDE
Photog. Adam: @Dr. Gordon WHY DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT US
Photog. Adam: @Dr. Gordon YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGS :"(
Photog. Adam: @Dr. Gordon I'M GONNA DIE IF YOU DON'T GET ON HERE
Dr. Gordon: ADAM I'M AT WORK WHAT DO YOU WANT
Logan: wow
Amanda: lol see?
Photog. Adam: he cannot resist my charms😘
Logan: is that what you call it?
Photog. Adam: i will fight you >:(
Jill: lawrence, john wants to know if you can make it to the trap run through thing friday evening
Dr. Gordon: this friday?
Jill: yes
Dr. Gordon: i'm afraid i can't, fridays are my father/daughter dinners with diana
Jill: no worries, john will email you the important stuff
Dr. Gordon: thank you
Dr. Gordon: adam never spam me like that again
Amanda: you say that every time lol
Photog. Adam: he loves me
Det. Hoffman: jill, let john know i'll be there
Amanda: ARE YOU SERIOUS
Det. Hoffman: what
Jill: great, i'll let him know
Amanda: jill, something just came up, i actually can't make it on friday
Logan: lol
Det. Hoffman: yeah that's not a lie at all
Amanda: yeah no i totally just remembered i'm actually helping out adam with his thing
Photog. Adam: don't worry, i got your back
Photog. Adam: yeah she's totally helping me
Det. Hoffman: doing what exactly?
Photog. Adam: she's gonna hold down the fort while i'm out taking pictures
Det. Hoffman: kinda sounds like she's just hanging out at your apartment
Photog. Adam: no no no it's a super important job and i literally can't trust anyone else with this
Amanda: thanks bro
Photog. Adam: no problem bro
Det. Hoffman: you guys are actual children
Logan: dude you know amanda's got her allergies to worry about
Det. Hoffman: what are you talking about
Logan: her severe allergy to being alone with you
Photog. Adam: GOT EM
Amanda: LMAOOOO
Det. Hoffman: i hate you all
Jill: maybe we should just reschedule the whole thing
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FanfictionThe apprentices need a way to communicate with each other. John needs a way to supervise his kids when he's not around. [Crack!fic]
