Det. Hoffman: i'm actually going to lose it
Logan: lol you mean you haven't already?
Det. Hoffman: shut up i'm serious
Amanda: watch out for the fun police logan no joking allowed
Dr. Gordon: what's going on?
Det. Hoffman: the fbi is practically breathing down my neck at the precinct
Det. Hoffman: it's stressing me out
Amanda: quit being so suspicious then
Det. Hoffman: i'm not being suspicious
Photog. Adam: dude i actually know what you're up to and you're still pretty shady
Amanda: hoffman radiates do not trust me energy
Photog. Adam: haha good one
Det. Hoffman: are you two done yet?
Logan: wait wait wait i thought you were taking care of the fbi??
Det. Hoffman: yeah i'm trying but there's this one guy who's way too smart for his own good
Dr. Gordon: what's his name?
Det. Hoffman: peter strahm. i can't stand this guy
Amanda: what, just because he's smarter than you?
Det. Hoffman: he's not smarter than me
Amanda: it's not that hard to be smarter than you
Det. Hoffman: whatever
Dr. Gordon: i don't understand what the problem is. aren't you still the lead detective in control of the jigsaw case?
Det. Hoffman: yeah, which i've been purposefully stonewalling and leading into dead ends
Det. Hoffman: but then strahm waltzes in with his stupid tailored suit and stupid perfect hair and figures out the whole thing in like 2 seconds
Photog. Adam: stupid tailored suit
Photog. Adam: stupid perfect hair
Photog. Adam: idk kinda sounds like you're into him
Det. Hoffman: WHAT
Amanda: lmaoooo he totally is
Amanda: you know he's down bad if he hates this guy THAT much
Logan: dude can't get him outta his head
Logan: why else would he remember those specific details
Det. Hoffman: ARE YOU GUYS INSANE
Photog. Adam: no but you are for denying your feelings for him
Det. Hoffman: I'M NOT
Det. Hoffman: I DON'T
Det. Hoffman: WHAT IS HAPPENING
Logan: you were telling us how attractive strahm is
Det. Hoffman: I WAS
Det. Hoffman: THAT IS NOT
Det. Hoffman: I WAS VENTING
Amanda: yes we know how strahm being so hot is very frustrating for you
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