GUIDE TO RAISE MY CUTIE HUSBANDS (2)

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Chapter 791: Play acting

" Uncle Fu, what are you talking about?" Chen Mi was the first to speak as he looked at Uncle Fu who was asking them to push Yu Dong in such a manner that she will hit Shen Li. He thought about it carefully and then said in a hurried manner, " I am afraid that even if Brother Li was to pit her and put a green hat on her head, wife will still not raise her hand on him..she will beat the crap out of the other woman but I am not sure that she will ever hurt him."

When Shen Li heard Chen Mi's brash words he turned red in humiliation, picking up a cushion on the couch he threw it at Chen Mi before saying, " What rubbish! Why will I do something so horrifying?"

He was happy with Yu Dong alone, even if she did not have him alone in her heart, she treated him like he was the only one. She cared for him, loved him and she was even good in bed which was the most important factor for a long and happy married life! Why will he do something as stupid as cheating on such a good-looking wife? And who was he going to cheat on her with? An immortal? Because only those with an immortal face can make him leave Yu Dong!

" I am not saying that you will do such a thing, I am just giving an example," Chen Mi said to Shen Li as he pulled the couch cushion off his face and then turned to look at Shen Li with a sheepish expression realising that he went too far. " I meant to say that wife will never hurt you no matter what you do, which is why I think that this plan is going to fail as well."

When Chen Mi said those words Shen Li and Ye Liu fell silent, that was true. In the past, the previous Yu Dong would hit them left and right but the current Yu Dong respected them as an individual very much, of course, she will not raise her hands on them for no reason. In fact, she did not even hit little Bun and Yu Mai when they annoyed her —— those kids sometimes deserved serious beating and the three of them would raise their hands at them once or twice a month only for Yu Dong to tell them the importance of gentle parenting, one can say that she was one of the women who could not bear to hit either her husband or her children.

How can she hit Shen Li so badly that she would create a sensation in the village?

" More importantly, she is the head of the village now, if she hits Brother Li then she will be in trouble as well," said Ye Liu as he looked at Uncle Fu who smiled at the two of them and then said, " I did not say that I want you two to anger Yu Dong in such a way that she will hit you in reality."

He placed the paper envelopes on the table in front of him and then turned to look at Shen Li and Ye Liu with a smile on his face as he said, " I was saying that you need to tell Yu Dong the importance of this matter, though she is bubbling with excitement for telling about your pregnancy to Old Madam Chou and she is hard-headed, she will listen as long as one of you distracts her well enough while Shen Li says what he wants to, you are three and she is one, as long as you know how to use a trap better than her, I am sure that you will make her agree to whatever you want her to do."

" You want us to ...." Chen Mi did not finish his words as Grandma Yu and Grandma Fang were sitting but he understood the crux of the matter, he turned to look at Shen Li whose cheeks were burning with shame and embarrassment while turning to look at Ye Liu who was looking everywhere but at Uncle Fu who was smiling at them as if he was really amused with their reactions.

" Excuse me," realising where the talk was going, Grandma Yu stood up and left the living room along with Grandma Fang who was looking at the floor with a blushing face as well. She had participated in such excitement as well but it was completely different when it came to listening to such a thing about her daughter-in-law.

Even Yu Tong scrambled up the floor and then rushed after her grandmother who was going out of the room.

Chen Mi waited until they were gone and then he turned to look at Uncle Fu as he said in a hushed whisper, " You want us to distract wife when Brother Li is talking to her? How can we do that?"