*walks into japanese restaurant*
Friend: *complains about whatnot angrily over the meal*
Me: chill, dude! People are looking, control your tempura.
Me: Can you remember how much the udon is?
Friend: Uh ... why?
Me: Udon know? Oh, never mind.
Me: *accidentally drops piece of anko (red bean paste) cake* *anko breaks into crumbs*
Me: Oh shit! *randomly clutches ankle in agony*
Friend: What happened?
Me: My anko broke!
Waiter: *serves matcha (green tea)*
Friend: *sips* I love you so matcha
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
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