(SFTEG and beans within by friendo @akirasmithsan, Joyonghan, Nozomi, and Eyeless by me :))
Everyone: *poof, round two y'all*
Aarion: Ah no not this bull schmaxx again! *that was a half lie-*
Nim: Language!
Nozomi: Fun :)
Joyonghan: Nozomi, w h a t
Dromar: ... Why...
Fanatica & Akira.exe: WASSUP BUCKETHEADS
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-~Round 2, Fight!~
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The Bloodbath
Eyeless finds a frisbee in the Cornucopia.
Joyonghan finds a fidget spinner in the Cornucopia.
Nim finds a quenched and tempered steel in the Cornucopia.
Aarion finds a wild Ohio Fried Chicken in the Cornucopia.
Nozomi finds a clean coal in the Cornucopia.
Fanatica battles Akira.exe. Fanatica defeats and kills Akira.exe.
Dromar finds a clean coal in the Cornucopia.
Nim: Alright, since we all now know that the Cornucopia is useful since uh... Aarion found an explosive in there-, what did you guys find? I got a piece of steel to defend y'all.
Eyeless: A frizbee.
Dromar: Something we could use to light a fire for night or cook.
Nozomi: Something we could use to light a fire for arson.
Joyonghan: *silently and innocently distracted by fidget*
Aarion: DOWN IN OHIO, SWAG LIKE OHIO-
Fanatica: I didn't go into the Cornucopia but I'm using a different strat.
Nim: What is it, Fanatica?
Fanatica: Speedrunning becoming Nozomi.
Nim: Wha- Oh... OH-
Nozomi: 👏👏👏👏👏👏1 cannon shot is heard in the distance. Akira.exe has been eliminated.
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Day 1
Eyeless discovers a spiritual enlightenment in a Villanova brochure lying on the ground.
Nim finds a convenient Olive Garden and decides to use it as shelter.
Fanatica gets crippling depression.
Dromar sees things once.
Nozomi gets carpal tunnel syndrome from playing osu.
Aarion finds a convenient House of the Seven Gables and decides to use it as shelter.
Joyonghan gets crippling depression.
Fanatica & Joyonghan: *flat on the floor, doing nothing but Nozomi-level depression*
Dromar: I... I don't understand anything anymore...
Nozomi: SHUT UP DROMAR I'M TRYNA COMPLETE THIS SONG- *hand gives up* SCRESAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHH
Also Nozomi: Tis but a scratch. *uses other hand*Eyeless: *happy magical gal noises*
Aarion: *looks at the house* I always wondered what it's like to be Nozomi! *walks in*
Meanwhile Nim: *basks in bread and Alfredos*0 cannon shots are heard in the distance. No one died... for now.
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Random Trash and Problems
RandomWhat the title says, trash, problems, and some skits here and there :^