Hunger Games ("Ah sh[]t. Here we go again...")

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(SFTEG and beans within by friendo @akirasmithsan, Joyonghan, Nozomi, and Eyeless by me :))

Everyone: *poof, round two y'all*
Aarion: Ah no not this bull schmaxx again! *that was a half lie-*
Nim: Language!
Nozomi: Fun :)
Joyonghan: Nozomi, w h a t
Dromar: ... Why...
Fanatica & Akira.exe: WASSUP BUCKETHEADS
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-

~Round 2, Fight!~

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The Bloodbath

Eyeless finds a frisbee in the Cornucopia.

Joyonghan finds a fidget spinner in the Cornucopia.

Nim finds a quenched and tempered steel in the Cornucopia.

Aarion finds a wild Ohio Fried Chicken in the Cornucopia.

Nozomi finds a clean coal in the Cornucopia.

Fanatica battles Akira.exe. Fanatica defeats and kills Akira.exe.

Dromar finds a clean coal in the Cornucopia.


Nim: Alright, since we all now know that the Cornucopia is useful since uh... Aarion found an explosive in there-, what did you guys find? I got a piece of steel to defend y'all.
Eyeless: A frizbee.
Dromar: Something we could use to light a fire for night or cook.
Nozomi: Something we could use to light a fire for arson.
Joyonghan: *silently and innocently distracted by fidget*
Aarion: DOWN IN OHIO, SWAG LIKE OHIO-
Fanatica: I didn't go into the Cornucopia but I'm using a different strat.
Nim: What is it, Fanatica?
Fanatica: Speedrunning becoming Nozomi.
Nim: Wha- Oh... OH-
Nozomi: 👏👏👏👏👏👏

1 cannon shot is heard in the distance. Akira.exe has been eliminated.

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Day 1

Eyeless discovers a spiritual enlightenment in a Villanova brochure lying on the ground.

Nim finds a convenient Olive Garden and decides to use it as shelter.

Fanatica gets crippling depression.

Dromar sees things once.

Nozomi gets carpal tunnel syndrome from playing osu.

Aarion finds a convenient House of the Seven Gables and decides to use it as shelter.

Joyonghan gets crippling depression.


Fanatica & Joyonghan: *flat on the floor, doing nothing but Nozomi-level depression*
Dromar: I... I don't understand anything anymore...
Nozomi: SHUT UP DROMAR I'M TRYNA COMPLETE THIS SONG- *hand gives up* SCRESAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHH
Also Nozomi: Tis but a scratch. *uses other hand*

Eyeless: *happy magical gal noises*

Aarion: *looks at the house* I always wondered what it's like to be Nozomi! *walks in*
Meanwhile Nim: *basks in bread and Alfredos*

0 cannon shots are heard in the distance. No one died... for now.

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