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"I looked everywhere. It's like he just walked away-- left his car, his dog..." Scott said as him and Stiles were in the locker room as they were going on a track run.
"Okay, was he, like... could he have been a virgin, maybe? Did he look like a virgin? Was he, you know, virginal?" Stiles said putting a track shirt on. (I honestly don't know why the director didn't want to show Dylan shirtless in the show.)
"No, definitely not-- Deaton makes me have sex with all of his clients. It's a new policy." Scott said sarcastically and laughing a bit but Stiles looked at him with dumbfounded look. "No, I don't know if he was a virgin... And why are you talking like he's already dead? He's just missing.
"Missing and presumed dead because he's probably a virgin, Scott! And you know who else is a virgin? Me." Stiles was worried that he would be the next victim. "I'm a virgin, okay? And you know what that means? It means that my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life! Okay, I need to have sex, like, right now. Someone needs to have sex with me, like, today. Like, someone needs to sex me right now!" Stiles rants about being a virgin as he shuts his locker. Someone heard Stiles rant and said. "All right, I'll do it." Stiles yelps scared and turned to face Danny. "What???"
"Come to my place at nine. Plan to stay the night. I like to cuddle." Danny said.
Stiles earnestly says. "Oh, that is so sweet. Are you kidding?"
Danny exasperatedly said. "Yes! I'm kidding!" He left Stiles hanging. Stiles offended said. "Okay, you know, you don't toy with a guy's emotions like that, Danny! It's not attractive, all right?"
"Mr. Lahey, happy to have you back! Not happy that you're late." Finstock said a bit annoyed.
"Sorry, Coach..." Isaac said.
"I'll remind you all, cross-country is not optional for lacrosse players! I don't need you turning into a bunch of fat-asses in the off season..." Coach Finstock slowly says as Isaac and Danny removed their shirts. There was no fat in them at all.
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