The Newest Looney Toon!

Not A Spy!

Kate: the duck is history ok? So the question is how can I help you reposition your brand identity? Answer we give you a rival

Lola: you mean like Mortimer Mouse? That kind of person gets on my nerves so no

Kate: Look I'm trying to be nice but I was brought in to leverage both of your synergy and I am not going to let either of you your daughter or some wacky duck-

Bugs: Daffy

Kate: Wacky daffy nutty fruitcake crispy over rice it doesn't matter!

Bugs: well these matter

He put his awards on the table

Bugs: and this!

Bugs also put is Hollywood Walk of Fame spot on the table

Bugs: and we say we want Daffy back

Lola: agreed and so does Rory

Kate: speaking of Aurora-

Bugs and Lola: Rory

Kate: right the three of you could do a show focused on family and life lessons

Bugs: Disney already has that kind of show

Lola: besides Rory can't sit still for very long anyway which is why she's with daffy

Kate: how are you not worried?!

Bugs: Rory just likes it have fun it's not like she can get into real trouble

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Meanwhile DJ got home but then Rory and Daffy popped out of his bag

Daffy: guess who!

DJ: what the?!

Rory: it's Rory and Daffy!

Daffy: daffy and Rory! So did you miss us?

They both looked around the house

DJ: Hey how did you-

Daffy: I'm glad I was fired. In a few days they'll be kissing my befeathered rump begging me to come back but I won't

DJ: Did I just miss the whole part where I invited you in?

Rory: I'm just here to see if you got a new job yet

DJ: I didn't but-

Daffy: I'll be too busy accepting numerous multiple offers. Every studio in town will-

He saw a newspaper that said 'Duck Plucked'

Daffy: Who am I kidding? My career is over!

DJ: Perhaps I was being too polite. GET OUT! That In includes you to Rory!

Rory: but I just got here!

Daffy: and I'll starve!

DJ: i'll say it again. Both of you leave my father's house. Now!

Daffy was about to say something but realized what DJ just said

Daffy: you live with daddy?

DJ: Yeah so? Just you know kind of temporarily

Rory: don't be embarrassed DJ! I live with my parents to!

DJ: ...thanks I guess

Daffy: Oh I've hit rock bottom! I'm hanging out with a security guard who lives with his father

Then Daffy noticed the spy awards on the wall

Daffy: My grease and gravy! Your dad is Damian Drake! The super spy!

Rory: that's so cool!

DJ: He's an actor who plays a spy

Rory touched a magnifying glass which fell on the floor and broke

DJ: And that? That was his I Spy Award

Rory: sorry! I can be so clumsy its literally one of my personality traits

Daffy: Ingenious. An actor playing a super spy as a cover for being a super spy playing an actor

Rory: ...you lost me at 'actor'

Daffy: try to keep up Rory! I'll bet this whole dump is a super spy lair. Nothing is as it seems. You know DJ you're probably protected by an invisible force field right this minute

He threw an apple right in DJ's face

DJ: Ow!

Daffy: Aha! The force field penetrating apple

Rory: what other spy gadgets do you have? If I was a super hero I would use them all and call myself 'gadget'! Get it?

DJ: my dad is not a spy!

Then there was a ringing sound

DJ: And don't touch anything while I answer my...

It turned out it was the remote that was ringing and DJ picked it up

DJ: remote?

At that moment the TV turned on with a recording of Damian Drake

Damian Drake (on the TV): Son?

DJ: Dad? What are you doing in the painting?

Damian (on the TV): I wanted to keep you out of this but there's no one else I can trust

Rory: so you are a spy!

Damian starts to fight off security guards

DJ: Are you shooting a movie or something?