Michael: You guys are nuts
Porky: Correction we're the Looney Tunes
Daffy: And as such exclusive property and trademark of Warner Bros. Inc
Daffy had the logo on his butt and kissed it
Rory: Ew... with amazing fans of course!
Suddenly the monstars burst into the gym
Bupkus: I'm here!
Blanko: me to!
Michael: Who are these guys?
Bugs: remember the tiny aliens we told you about?
Rory: that's them!
Pound: You've heard of the dream team? Well, we're the mean team wussy man!
Rory gasped dramatically
Bupkus: Wussy man
Michael: Wussy man?
Rory: alright I get it!
Nawt: We're the Monstars M-O-N... Uh...
Rory: S-T-A-R-S
Nawt: Oh right
Pound: Let's see what you got chump
Pound Tossed Michael a basketball
Michael: I don't play basketball anymore.
He tossed the ball back to Pound
Bupkus: 'I don't play basketball anymore'
Monstars: hahaha!
Bang: Maybe you're chicken!
At that moment Bang was hit in the head with a basketball
Bang: Ow! Who threw that?!
All the looney tunes stepped back except for Rory who was spinning the basketball with her finger
Rory thinking: I can't change to much but I can at least help Michael stand up to these guys
Rory: Pick on someone your own size you big bullies!
Bugs: ...why do I feel so proud of her all of a sudden?
Pound: Now that's cute cheerleader
Rory: I'm not a cheerleader... I'm a player!
All of the Monstars started laughing
Michael: hey leave her alone!
Pound: fine! Come here you!
Pound picked up Michael and crushed him into a ball then the monstars threw him in the hoop. When Michael landed he got back to normal
Michael: You guys are making a big mistake
Bang: You're all washed up Baldy!
Rory gasped dramatically again
Michael: Baldy?
Tweety flew towards the monstars
Tweety: He is not washed up Michael's the greatest ever!
Bang: shut up!
Bang flicked tweety against the wall
Rory: Tweety!
Michael: Are you okay tweety?
Blanko: Yeah are you okay?
Bupkus: Hey!
Blanko: Whoops...
Rory thinking: Aww at least one of them cares! Sort of...
Tweety: You're not scared of them are you Michael?
Michael: ...let's play some basketball
All: Yeah!
The monstars left and the looney tunes started practicing but Rory was the only one that was good
Michael: Nice moves Rosie
Rory: thanks MJ!
Michael: who taught you how to play?
Rory: Uh... my parents! Especially my mom
Michael: has anyone else ever played basketball?
Just then Lola Bunny walked into the gym
Lola: Um I have!
Everyone turned around to see her and Rory was shocked
Rory thinking: that's mom?! She looked different in the 90's...
Lola: I'd like to try out for the team
Bugs: Hey!
Rory thinking: but I finally get to see how they met!
Lola walked up to bugs and held out her hand
Lola: Hi my name is Lola Bunny
Bug's immediately shook her hand
Bugs: Lola?
Lola: Yes
Bugs: Hello! My name is-
He burped in her face
Bugs: BUGS! Ahem you want to play a little one on one Doll?
Lola: Doll?!
Rory thinking: Oh boy...
Lola: on the court bugs
Bugs: sure!
Bugs followed Lola onto the court
Tweety: Oh she's hot!
Rory thinking: that's not what I was expecting though...
Bugs and Lola got ready to play
Lola: Ready?
Bugs: Yes!
Lola started dribbling the basketball
Bugs: I got it! I got it!
Lola ran passed Bugs and did a slam dunk
Michael: The girl's got some skills
Rory thinking: at least that stayed the same
Lola walked up to bugs again
Bugs: Yes?
Lola: Don't ever call me... doll
Bugs: Check!
Lola looked at the rest of the looney tunes
Lola: anyone else want to play one on one?
Rory raised her hand
Rory: I would! Hi M- Lola I'm Rosie
Lola: nice to meet you Rosie. Do you know how to play?
Rory: of course!
Lola and Rory both got on the court while Lola had the basketball
Lola: this is just a warm up-
Rory quickly stole the basketball and ran towards the hoop
Rory: Try to keep up!
Lola got the ball but Rory grabbed it again. This went on for awhile until Lola finally threw the ball in the hoop
Bugs: Wow...
Rory: that was awesome!
Lola: Thanks you lasted a lot longer than bugs did
Rory: I've been playing basketball for a long time
Lola: I can tell. Well it was nice playing with you
YOU ARE READING
The Newest Looney Toon!
FanfictionMeet Rory Bunny who is Bugs and Lola's daughter. She's super looney and ready to be apart of two great movies. Looney Tunes Back In Action and Space Jam A New Legacy. As a bonus Lola will be in back in action