As most likely have already noticed, I ship almost everything. Seriously, send me a ship and I probably ship it in some quadrant or another. (Oo, that's a good idea. Send me ships, literal cuties.) If I see someone on the street who may look good with the person they happen to be standing 4 yards away from, I will ship it. I ship my friends. I ship my family. I ship strangers. I ship fictional characters. I ship celebrities. I ship youtubers. I ship everyone.
And that brings us to what happened today.
Me and Hotchan went to a dam today and two of our friends were being SO CUTE and SHIPPABLE so we followed them around and made then uncomfortable. A teacher got confused by our squealing. It was awesome.
Speaking of the dam I would like to let you know that we almost died today because claustrophobia and fear of heights and my mind saying "oo hey Duck wouldn't it be crazy if the dam just collapsed on top of you right now? It could happen at any moment! You would die! They wouldn't find your mangled bodies for days! They would float downstream!" And so that resulted in wobbly knees and desperate arm grabs and Hotchan calling me mother. Once in a lifetime. We also saw an owl slide.
BUT BACK TO SHIPPING
My major ships are Destiel (profound bond more like profound dick in my ass), Phan (edit that part out x1000000000000), DaveNep (Nep-get away from there babe,-NEP-NEPETA THAT WAS EXPENSIVE) EriSol (You absolute fuckin ass. SOL, WWHY THE HELL IS MY SCARF PINK?!), Davigail (Its cannon. I should know, I'm her sister, I went to their wedding.), shall I go on?
Ask me about any ships or OTP's in the comments!
~A frazzled Duck🐤
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An Introduction To Duck
Non-FictionThis is a biography, I guess, or, really, more of a diary. I would advise you not to read this, I mean, unless you wanna think a lot less of me. There are rants and self pity and Q&A and a summary of me and a whole lot of other things. As I said, re...
