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So basically I'm gonna find random florida man articles and I'm gonna assign them

Nikolai - "Florida man tried to evade arrest by cartwheeling away from cops"

Fyodor - "Florida man arrested for trying to get alligator drunk"

Sigma - "Florida man trapped in unlocked closet for two days"

Dazai - "Florida man desperate for ride to hooters calls 911"

Teruko - "Florida man accused of lashing out at fast food workers over lack of lettuce"

Tetchou - "Florida man breaks into a house, cleans it and leaves behind origami"

Jono - "Florida man bitten by alligator while hiding from cops"

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