BSD headcannons

other silly hcs

Nikolai
  - Puts woopie cushions on people seats and it never fails to make him laugh
  - Still thinks words/jokes like, poop, fart, pee, balls and other immature things are HILARIOUS
  - goes into public restrooms, takes the biggest dunk and then leaves it
  - He took part in the "Let's open a container of ice cream in the store and lick it and put it back!" But Sigma made him buy it
  - says "where my hug at?" To Sigma
  - hits the griddy out of no where

Sigma
  - loves cats
  - Lactose intolerant and has pills for it but forgots until its too late
  - uses more feminine products like perfume and more feminine smelling soaps
  - Hates green foods
  - Likes lemon scented things
  - reads
  - falls down the stars quite a bit

Fyodor
  - got in an argument and got banned on roblox cause a kid told him to shut  up (may it may not be based on true events)
  - showers once a month
  - has the greasiest hair in all of existence
  - had rats
  - Hates the color yellow
  - has a foot fetish
  - Hates the smell of banana
  - Hacked a kids computer and threatened to dox him cause he said "I think rats are ugly"

Dazai
  - Loves to torment Fyodor with yellow banana scented paper
  - Acted super good, did all his work and bothered nobody all day not cause he wanted to but was cause the next day he had the most atrocious prank
  - watches Kunikida sleep whenever he can't

Tetchou
  - He likes lilacs
  - Has an ant house
  - Had a pet chameleon
  - reports cyber bullying
  - Likes gummy bears

Teruko
  - If you mess up her order she won't hesitate to say something, she won't get rude but she will fs say something
  - She loves rose scented things
  - smells like roses
  - Likes to go to trampoline parks
  - Hates bees

Jono
  - He finds blind jokes to be annoying
  - Hes not a comedic guy
  - bullies kids who bullies other
  - Likes hamsters
  - Hates gummed
  - loves steak