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11:17 pm
group chat

BALLER FARM 👨‍🌾⛹️

atsumoo 🐮
guys
summer starts tomorrow
samus making me pay for my food
all bc i put dog shit on his bed
so that means i need a job
unfortunately 😔😔

kagellama 🦙
idk thats pretty fucked up
i wouldve kicked u out tbh

sugoat 🐐
fr 💀
what ru doing tsumu

oinkawa 🐷
LMAOAO
U DID NOT

kenma 🐱
wtaf

acawshi 🦆
i'll go find a job with you
there's a bunch open at the mall
we should all go before it's too late

atsumoo 🐮
oh worm?
lets go on a field trip 🤪

kenma 🐱
lmao no
kuro buys me stuff
i dont need a job

kagellama 🦙
freeloader 👎

kenma 🐱
jealous ass

oinkawa 🐷
ykw thats perfect tsumu
i got fired from my job today
bc my ex gf was the manager
i broke up with her

sugoat 🐐
since when
i thought u two were like 4 lifers

oinkawa 🐷
ME TOO 😢
but she said she likes mattsun
MATTSUNS GAY

atsumoo 🐮
woah chief
dont assume

oinkawa 🐷
i saw him and makki making out
it was kinda hot ngl
i wanted to join in
god thats my 9th gf this year too
i look like a manwhore

kenma 🐱
lwk
u r

oinkawa 🐷
have my back for once
thanks 🙏

kenma 🐱
fuck
kuro said hes not gonna be my sugar daddy
i need a job

oinkawa 🐷
now thats karma

acawshi 🦆
remember
you need to make a resume before you apply

atsumoo 🐮
what's a resume?

kenma 🐱
isn't that when you return to a game?

sugoat 🐐
oh yall r so fucked
im coming with yall

kagellama 🦙
me too
hinata and i are having a competition
whoever gets a job first wins

sugoat 🐐
u two r so simple minded

acawshi 🦆
write about your skills and stuff
on a google doc or something

atsumoo 🐮
thats all?
sounds easy

sugoat 🐐
sth tells me u dont know...

acawshi 🦆
send it to the gc when you're done
i'll check it

oinkawa 🐷
can we date akaashi
ur brains so sexy

acawshi 🦆
sorry oikawa
i'm too busy with my studies for relationships

oinkawa 🐷
even ur rejection is sexy 😩

atsumoo 🐮
i see what u mean 😩
im straight tho lol

kagellama 🦙
imagine saying this to ppl irl
😐😐

atsumoo 🐮
oh u wanna go
vball court in 5

kagellama 🦙
ok omw

oinkawa 🐷
wait
im coming too 😋

sugoat 🐐
guys its 12 am

kenma 🐱
dumbasses

sugoat 🐐
go to bed
u can play volleyball another time

atsumoo 🐮
ugh fine
u got lucky tobio

kagellama 🦙
u wouldve lost anyway
im better

atsumoo 🐮
lil bitch 😐
lets see who gets a job first then

kagellama 🦙
ok

sugoat 🐐
placing my bets on kageyama

kenma 🐱
same

acawshi 🦆
sorry atsumu
but i agree with them

oinkawa 🐷
thats rough tsumu
dw im rooting for u

atsumoo 🐮
yall r gonna regret this

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