The Idiots [KAITOU JOKER] (Remake)

You're Old Enough to have seen the Dinosaurs

This story was a Remake of a kj fanfiction I made back in 2029-2020ish
If you still remembers it, then this is a Remake with me rewriting the stories but Kinda different plot since the old one gives me so much cringe 😭😭😭

Plus I'm writing this story for myself so i can read it in a few years
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Jack: Hey, jerk! I got question to ask you!!!!

Akai: Hm? *munches on takis*

Jack: Stop eating! This is your 7th meal today. And it's barely 12 pm 

Akai: Sorry Joker, eating takis every 30 minutes a day keeps me away from always being constipated.

Jack: I think it's the other way around.

Akai: *finish shoving takis down his throat* ok, so what is it that you wanted to ask me so bad?

Jack: uhhh, what was I gonna ask again??? oh yea, i remember now!

Akai: Joker, by any chance, do you have intense amnesia

Jack: OFCOURSE NOT! Akai, you're like 10 thousand years old, right??????

Akai: More than that, but you're on the right track, Joker

Jack: Yeah, yeah, whatever, does that mean you had seen the dinosaurs???

Akai: Dinosaurs???????

Jack: Yeah!! You know those Uhhh green big reptiles!!

Akai: Joker.... how old do you really think I am.

Jack: Like, uhhhh 100 million

Akai: I know I'm old but not THAT old. Plus, I wasn't even on EARTH until 10,000 years ago!

Jack: What!! Then you've NEVER seen a Trex?!?!?!?!? How boring!

Akai: IM NOT THAT OLD

Jack: Erm actuallsghualy 🤓☝️ you are quite a boomer.

Akai: FUCKING KILL YOURSRELF

Jack: geez!