what the FUCK did you eat

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Hachi : JOOOKKKKEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! WAKEW UP

Joker: mmimiimimimimmmim

HACHI: PHOENIX IS IN OUR SHIP

Joker: WHAT THE FUCK

HACHI: you woke up!

Joker: DID YOU SAY PHOENIX IS HERE??? WHAT ABOUT THE PSEUDO CAT ...

HACHI: Hosshi isn't here. Don't worry, but... theirs something else to he worried about.

Joker: And that is????

HACHI: Mr. Phoenix is LITERALLY DIGGING IN YOUR FRIDGE !!!!!!!

Joker: HUH???

Akai: Hey Joker! Look what I found!!!!!!!!

(He pulled out Aluminum foil)

Joker: uh..... what are you gonna do with that

Akai: *start chewing it down*

Joker: AKAI WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Akai: *cough*

Joker: HOLY CRAP HES GONNA DIE

Akai: *coughs coughs more*

Joker: HACHI LETS GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SOMEONE THINK I COMMITTED MURDER BECAUSE OF THIS DUMBASS!!!!!

Akai: *spits it out* oh my God....

Joker: IDIOT!!! What made you think that was a good idea?????? You almost got me arrested!!!!

Akai: The Question; why did I chew the aluminum,
1. I was hungry
2. I was sleepy
3. I like cats

Joker: it's obviously 1 because your ass is always hungry

Akai: you're the one to talk

Joker: WHAHT DID U SAY....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(they both got into a growling competition)

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