How Water Breathing Definitely Works

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The hashira besides Rengoku, Tengen, and Gyomei all go to a nearby lake near the Swordsman Smith Village since they don't have any missions. The trio (Yuu, Nemi, Iggy) go to a small part of the lake, near shade. Although Giyuu had some intentions on showing how water breathing works.

•Saneoba kinda
•Giyuoba kinda 😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯 (Gayuu cheating on Rendount ever since he got donuted by Basketball head😔😔😔😔😔)

Before Gyokko and Hantengu happened

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Sanemi- I'm going in the water

Obanai- You do you then

Sanemi- You coming in?

Obanai- No.

Giyuu- I'm coming

Sanemi- Alright then

Sanemi looks at Obanai and grins

Sanemi- Looks like snakey is missing out ON THE FUN!

Obanai scoffs

Obanai- Well it's not my fault Kaburamaru hates the water

Giyuu- Then how does he bathe?

Obanai- He doesn't

Sanemi and Giyuu look at Obanai kinda shocked

Sanemi- So you're telling me everytime I petted that snake of yours, I've been touching a dirty 4ss uncleaned musty dusty CRUSTY snake?!

Obanai- Well kinda

Sanemi- God I'm going to submerge myself under water for 100 years

Obanai- Good luck then dear

Giyuu💭Dear?! Bro is down bad for Shinazugawa frfr

Sanemi- Yeah good luck to me

Giyuu- Can I show you guys how to use water breathing?

Obanai- Please no

Giyuu- No I'm not using my sword

Obanai looks at Giyuu is confusion

Obanai- Then how?

Giyuu- It's a perk when using water breathing

Sanemi- And what do you mean by that?

Giyuu- Let me show you

Giyuu walks over the the body of water and puts his foot on the water. He then starts walking on it.

Obanai- What the fvck

Sanemi- Holy sh!t how are you doing that

Giyuu- This is how you use water breathing

Sanemi- No It isn't jackass

Giyuu- Then how can I do this?

Giyuu then does some weird thing with his hands and makes the water rise up into a huge wave

Obanai- That's cool yet so fvcking creepy

Giyuu- I know right?

Sanemi- Demon? Blood demon art???

Giyuu- Then how would I be standing in the sun?

Obanai- You could've found the blue spider lily?

Sanemi- What he said

Giyuu- No

Sanemi- Iggy try beheading it

Giyuu- I'M NOT A IT?!

Obanai- I'm not wasting my energy on beheading my demon friend Shinazugawa

Sanemi- Well I would've

Obanai- Then do it!

Giyuu💭Please for the love of my dead sister don't actually try beheading me

Sanemi- Well I can't cause I don't have my sword on me

Giyuu💭Thank my dead sister

Obanai- Well then how are you suppose to behead him?

Sanemi- I can rip his head off like how Kanroji ripped Muzan's arm off

Obanai- What?

Sanemi- Nothing nothing..

Giyuu💭Breaking the fourth wall who?

Giyuu then releases the wave and it splashes all the hashira expect for Obanai and himself

Sanemi- Got to be fvcking kidding Tomioka?!

Giyuu- What am I suppose to do? Suspiciously hold a wave above everyone?

Sanemi- Yes!

Sanemi- And how did you and Iggy not get wet?

Giyuu- Cause he's nice to me

Sanemi- Aren't I nice to you too?

Obanai- Not as often honestly

Sanemi- Shut up Iguro

Giyuu then casually walks over to Sanemi and slaps Sanemi in the face

Sanemi- Ow! What was that for Tomioka?!

Giyuu- For telling Iguro to shut up?

Sanemi- Not my fault he is an 4ssh0le for not shutting up

Obanai💭Who knew two hot 4ss men can fight over me.. The author is extremely desperate to be in a situation like this lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Giyuu- Shut up and get out of the water or I'll make the water make you get out

Sanemi- I'd like to see that

Giyuu then uses his "water breathing" to throw Sanemi out of the water using the water. Sanemi lands right next to Obanai.

Sanemi- Well that hurt

Obanai- Yeah I wonder why..

Obanai crosses his arms and look down at Sanemi who was sitting on the ground staring at Giyuu

Giyuu flips Sanemi off and walks off the water

Giyuu- Let's leave the others..

Obanai- Hmm alright then

Obanai- You coming Shinazugawa

Sanemi- Please drag me back, my back is in agony

Obanai- I can try

Obanai picks up Sanemi and carries him bridal style

Giyuu💭Well isn't Shinazugawa lucky?

Sanemi- Literally thought you lacked physical strength

Obanai- I do

Sanemi- How are you carrying someone twice your size then

Obanai- Asking as if I know j4ck4ss

Sanemi💭Omfg I want to hold Iguro like this not Iguro holding me like this. I look like a fvcking bottom and I'm not even dating this b4st4rd

Giyuu- Does the others see you holding Shinazugawa.. Gayly?

Obanai- I dunno

Giyuu- Alright

Eventually, when the trio was far enough away from the lake, Obanai trips and both Sanemi and Obanai die a very very tragic death. Giyuu on the other hand also trips right after Obanai tripped and also died a very very tragic death.😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

This is actually how they die in the real series no cap I swear on Sanemi's family, Giyuu's sister, and the snake demon from Obanai's past






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