Chapter 6: Training with Cruz/Simulator

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[As crazy Hispanic music plays, Cruz does her own workout routine while Lightning and the gang tries to follow along.]

Cruz Ramirez: We need to loosen those ancient joints! First, the wheels! And forward! And rest! And forward! And rest! Join me! Rest! [pants three times] And rest!

Liam: Is all this resting necessary?

Cruz Ramirez: We're working you in slowly! And reach for you lunch!

Lightning McQueen: Wha... hey, when I do...

Cruz Ramirez: Reach for your lunch! Now reach...

Chase: Shouldn't we be...

Cruz Ramirez: To the front! What is there?

Lightning McQueen: I-I don't think this is--

Cruz Ramirez: It's your lunch!! 

[Lightning and the gang roll their eyes.] 

Cruz Ramirez: Now backwards! Is lunch there?

Lightning McQueen: When do we go on the simulator?

Cruz Ramirez: Good morning, Mr. McQueen. Looking good.

[Lightning is lifted on a hydraulic two post lift and tipped forward facing the floor]

Lightning McQueen: AHH!!! [pants] Why?... [we hear oil gush inside him]

Cruz Ramirez: This'll get oil to places it hasn't been in a long time! [She slides something under him]

Lightning McQueen: Is that a... drip pan?

Cruz Ramirez: Just in case.

Lightning McQueen: How old do you think I am?

Eric Rookerson: Well, I say you're about liike... 11 years old

Cruz Ramirez: Visualize yourself driving fast on a steep hill. I'll be back in a few.

Lightning McQueen: Visuali-–[As Cruz drives away] Wait, wait, Cruz!! A few what!?! I just wanna go on the simulator!

Student: How's it hangin'... Drip Pan?

Chase: Hold on, Lightning. Let's get you down.

[Lightning is on the treadmills with the other students; his speedometer is only 5mph while theirs are much higher.]

Student: Kurt: 'Sup?

[Cruz then slides in front of McQueen]

Cruz: Okay, Day 3, Treadmill. I set a maximum speed to conserve your energies. What I want you 2 to do, is Visualize beating, this.

[The TV shows a picture of Storm]

Lightning McQueen: Storm!

Cruz Ramirez: That's right Get em! Get em, Mr. McQueen!

Lightning McQueen: Get em? This is only going like 5 miles in hour!

Champ {To Cruz]: Why did you set his speed on there?

Cruz Ramirez: We'll work up to the higher speeds right after Mr. McQueen takes his nap.

Lightning McQueen: Nap? I don't need a nap.

Students: *Laughs*

[Lightning and the others looked up and saw Sterling watching them]

Kurt: Hit em with the bugs. *Laughs*

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