HarryBoy lands on a Pirate boat (Captain Jack Sparrows) where he does his AMAZING 3 minute long handshake with his BESTAYY.
Dat Sparrow dude sees Elvendork, and creates a plan in his mind, soooo great that MASTERMINDS, AND PSYCHOS would bow to him.
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TIME SKIP
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It has been 6 years and Jackies plan has been set into motion.
Harry Potter was no more
HEHE, I RENAMED HIM, HIS NAME IS HARLOW "Blood Dagger" Sparrow
TODAY THE FINALE WOULD TAKE PLACE
BOOOOOOM!
NEVER had Jake ever seen such a magnificent ship, Jakey is
GONNA take dat damn boat.
"GIVE ME DAT DAMN BOAT" jackilicious screeched, while pouncing
"YOU BIG BUM BUM" THE BOAT OWNER YELLED
"UP IS THE BEST DAMN MOVIE TO GET DRUNK OVER" SPARROW YELLED BACK
(NO MOTHER I DON'T DRINK)
"Eh - true"
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Jack Sparrow Pov:-
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I look over to Elvendork, the doggie that I have been trying to steal from Harlow for the past 6 years, and then something happens that I didn't think could ever happen
THE DOG GROWS AND STRETCHES INTO A TALL MUSCULAR MAN, IN LESS THAN THREE SECONDS
"THAT'S MY BROTHER" the beauty's owner screams
"THAT'S MY BROTHER" elvendor- sorry the man screeeches back
"THAT'S MY GODFATHER" Harlow bellows
and.....
you
want
to
know
what
happens
next
?
?
?
HARLOW runs to both of them and screams for MOANA, damn it
AND MOANA.. YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID?
SHE TOOK MY DAMN DOG
😭
CZYTASZ
hArRy pOtTaH da bOy WhO gOt PaReNtS
FanfictionThe Marauders are alive (and sexy) Harry is not the boy who lived NO SHIPPING IN THIS FIC THIS IS JUST A CRACK FIC AND MY FIRST ONE
