Asha Burr, Ma'am

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1776
New York City

Alexandria Hamilton:

Pardon me!
Are you Asha Burr, Ma'am?

Asha Burr:

That depends
Who's asking?

Alexandria Hamilton:

Oh, well, Sure, Ma'am
I'm Alexandria Hamilton
I'm at your service, Ma'am
I have been looking for you!

Asha Burr:

I'm getting nervous

Alexandria Hamilton:

Ma'am!
I heard you named in Queenston
I was seeking an accelerated
Course of study
When I got sort of
out of sorts with a buddy of yours
I may have punched her
It's a blurr, Ma'am
She handles the financials?

Asha:

You punched the bursar?

Alexandria:

Ye...am!!
I wanted to do what you did
Graduate in two
And join the revolution
She looked at me like I was stupid
I'm not stupid
So how'd you do it?
How'd you graduate so fast?

Asha:

It was my parents' dying wish
Before they passed

Alexandria:

You're an orphan?
Of course!
I'm an orphan
God
I wish there was a war then we can prove
That we're worth more than
Anyone bargained for

Asha:

Can i buy you a drink?

Alex:

That would be nice

Asha:

While we're talking let me offer you some free
Advice
Talk less

Alex:

What?

Asha:

Smile more

Alex:

Heh

Asha:

Don't let them know what you're against or
What you're for

Alex:

You can't be serious?

Asha:

You wanna get ahead?

Alex:

Yes

Asha:

Fools who run their mouths off
Wind up dead

Jan Laurens:

Ay yo yo yo yo
What time is it?

Jan/Heracles/Lafayette:

Showtime!

Asha:

Like I said

Jan:

Showtime showtime
Yo
I'm Jan Laurens
In the place to be
A two pints of ma'am Adams
But I'm working on three
Those redcoats don't want it with me
Cause I pop chika pop
These cops till I'm free

Lafayette:

Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set
I came from afar just to say, "Bonsoir"
Tell the Queen, "Casse toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!

Heracles:

Brah brah!
I am Heracles mulligan
Up in it
Lovin it
Yes I heard you father say
"Come again?"

Jan/Lafayette:

Ay!

Heracles:

Lock up your sons and their horses
Of course
It hard to have intercourse if
They can't take off my corset

Lafayette:

Wow

Jan:

No more sex
Pour me another brew hun
Let's raise a couple more-

Jan/Heracles/Lafayette:

To the revolution!!

Jan:

Well if it ain't the prodigy
Of Queenston college?

Heracles:

Asha Burr

Jan:

Give us a verse
Drop some knowledge

(Heracles beatboxing)

Asha:

Good luck with that
Your taking a stand
You spit
Imma sit
We'll see where we land(Jan/Heracles/Lafayette: ooooh)

Jan:

Burr, the revolution's imminent
What do you stall for?

Alexandria:

If you stand for nothing, Burr
What do you fall for?

Jan:

Oooh
Who are you?

Heracles:

Who are you?

Lafayette:

Who are you?

Jan/Heracles/Lafayette:

Oooh
Who is this kid?
What she gonna do?

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