Cabinet Battle 1

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Washington:

Ladies and Gentlemen

You could've been anywhere in the world tonight

But you're right here with us in New York City

Are you ready for a cabinet meeting?

The issue on the table:

Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank

Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor Ma'am

Jefferson:

'Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness'

We fought for these ideals we shouldn't settle for less

These are wise words and surprising men quote 'em

Don't act surprised, you guys, cause I wrote 'em

Oww, but Hamilton forgets

Her plan would have the government assume state debts

Now! Place your bets as to who that benefits.

The very seat of government where Hamilton sits

Alex:

Not true!!

Jefferson:

Ooh, if the shoe fits, wear it

If New York's in debt, why should Virginia bear it?

Uhh, our debts are paid, I'm afraid

Don't tax the South cause we got it made in the shade

In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground

We create, you just wanna move our money around

This financial plan is an outrageous demand and it's too many damn pages

For any man to understand

Stand with me. In the land of the free

Pray to god we never see Hamilton's candidacy

Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky

Imagine what gon happen when you try to tax our whiskey

Georgia:

Thank you, Secretary Jefferson

(crowd: that's my alcohol)

Secretary Hamilton, you're response

Alex:

Tory, that was a real nice declaration

Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation

Would you like to join us?

Or staying mellow doing whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello

We assume the debts the union gets

A new line of credit, a financial diuretic,

How do you not get it?

If we're aggressive and competitive

The union gets a boost

You'd rather give it a sedative

A civics lesson from a slaver. Hey neighbor

Your debts are paid cause you don't pay for labor

'We plant seeds in the south, we create' Yeah keep ranting

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